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Rightmove Voyeurism


Gene Hunt said:
Jesus. It’s like a modern interpretation of Miss Havisham’s mansion.

So many questions spring to mind but the two that stand out to me are:

How do you use that hallway?
How are you supposed to take a shower?
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How are you supposed to do anything?

I feel stressed just looking at that house.

Want to get into the front garden? You have to open a massive gate, which just look mental compared to the rest of the street:
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Note the bins are not permitted inside and are lined up outside for the inconvenience of everyone else. So when you empty a bin, it is right out to the front street and through the gates.

Want to come through the front door? You need to move two bar stools because there is a mini cocktail bar where you can sit cramped facing a wall. If you have a bag, make sure you do not clear all the glass crap.
Want to watch the telly? You have to shift at least 3 cushions to sit down, and then do you just put up with whatever the hell it is in the middle of the table blocking your view?
Want to make a sandwich? You have to shift a whole load of "display clutter" off the kitchen bench, just to make a tiny bit of space.
Want to have a shower? You have to move loads of random shit like a bowl full of spray painted pine cones
Want to go out the conservatory door, edge past a table covered in clutter
Want to go to bed? You have to clear a load of soft toys

You just can't move in the house or basically live any form of life without having to move clutter and put it back, or not knock stuff off while moving about.

Someone has bought their formal council home, spent a fortune on gaudy decor and furnishings, filling the place with an obsessive amount of clutter and then hope to sell it for £50k more than what it seems to be worth. At the end of the day, take all the shit out, take a wall paper stripper to it and get rid of that OTT fireplace, and you are left with an average house on a Wigan council estate.
 
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