Richard Madeley

[Five-Quarter]

Madeley isn’t allowed to exaggerate as some people on here don’t like him.

Convenient quote for the Daily Mail to run with

Knows his audience does Richard. I'll say hang them in my Spectator column and the Daily Mail will pick it up. Double exposure

 

[Tin Man]

Is that when he says you say very odd things Richard or something like that

Aye,Madeley lost his composure &told him to “jog on”.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

Owld Shakey knew the crack years ago. Shame he didn't finish the twat off.

Shakey was doing lines with status quo backstage I reckon.

 

[Barry Quizshow]

A good enough reason to post this again-

Who said it - Richard Madeley or Alan Partridge? (Indy100)

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Detailing the incident, Madeley added: 'I was in my local when a weird-looking guy shambling around the bar slammed a dog-eared magazine down on my table and demanded I buy it.

'When I refused he swept it back again and wandered off. Five minutes later I realised he'd smuggled my phone away underneath the magazine. At least Dick Turpin wore a mask'

 

[Rammstein]

Detailing the incident, Madeley added: 'I was in my local when a weird-looking guy shambling around the bar slammed a dog-eared magazine down on my table and demanded I buy it.

'When I refused he swept it back again and wandered off. Five minutes later I realised he'd smuggled my phone away underneath the magazine. At least Dick Turpin wore a mask'

1 - I guess Madeley goes to pubs since he's banned from the drinks aisle of the local supermarkets

2 - If the thief HAD worn a mask, he'd still have outwitted Madeley.

3 - I bet Madeley was sat on his own, anyway ...

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Detailing the incident, Madeley added: 'I was in my local when a weird-looking guy shambling around the bar slammed a dog-eared magazine down on my table and demanded I buy it.

'When I refused he swept it back again and wandered off. Five minutes later I realised he'd smuggled my phone away underneath the magazine. At least Dick Turpin wore a mask'

He’s right.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

Detailing the incident, Madeley added: 'I was in my local when a weird-looking guy shambling around the bar slammed a dog-eared magazine down on my table and demanded I buy it.

'When I refused he swept it back again and wandered off. Five minutes later I realised he'd smuggled my phone away underneath the magazine. At least Dick Turpin wore a mask'

That’s first class.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

I think he's funny, more because he doesn't try to be funny just thick as f@@@ . Imagine a travel show of him and the late Prince Phillip touring round England , car crash telly at its best.

I’d watch that

…If there was an actual car crash

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Imagine a travel show of him and the late Prince Phillip touring round England

Like a kind of "Weekend at Bernie's" kind of arrangement?

 

[Harry Gates]

Bracing myself for the inevitable leaked pictures of Judy’s growler.

Taken with a fish-eye lens.

 

[MSC]

Convenient quote for the Daily Mail to run with

Knows his audience does Richard. I'll say hang them in my Spectator column and the Daily Mail will pick it up. Double exposure

He's very streetwise auld richy M

 

[rapscallion]

He's very streetwise auld richy M

Yes he is

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