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Richard Keys doing Richard Keys things


Bumped into his mate Andy Gray a few times here - he’s always been absolutely sound and has nothing but good things to say about SAFC.
 
“You might imagine from his description that they encountered each other under a starry Doha sky, with Lucie drawn into his orbit by some ineluctable Keysian energy. The truth is more unexpected: Keys recalls how he became unsteady on the day they met, as a consequence of mistakenly taking double his prescribed dose of blood pressure medication.

“I was sitting in a bar in Qatar, where Andy and I were hosting a golf event, and the whole world was moving around me. Enjoyably high and drunk at the same time: it must be what MDMA is like, not that I would know.””

Lovely stuff.
 
Bears Beets said:
Supports the sky blue tramps, not surprised that he’s a complete dick head.
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Years ago I nearly bumped into him on the bridge that links platforms in Newcastle central station - he was carrying one of those suit carriers and it was nearly as big as him - after a Sky MNF game.

If you could imagine Lee Evans crossed with a chimpanzee - sweaty, hairy, prehensile toes ...
 
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