Residents lose battle to keep Knockin shop open

[Unbalanced Views]

Residents lose battle to keep Knockin shop open

The photo of the Residents made me laugh

 

[Arkle]

Bloke in the green jacket has the widest centre parting ever.

Also, Shirely should be Shirley surely?

 

[Cypher]

"I know a lady who lives in the village and she's nearly 102-years-old, she said 'there's always been a shop in Knockin".

102 - she's knockin on a bit.

I thought this was going to be the one down Hendon - if it is still there.

 

[the jackel]

Bloke in the green jacket has the widest centre parting ever.

Also, Shirely should be Shirley surely?

he looks like Bub off day of the dead

 

[Latka Gravas]

"I know a lady who lives in the village and she's nearly 102-years-old, she said 'there's always been a shop in Knockin".

102 - she's knockin on a bit.

I thought this was going to be the one down Hendon - if it is still there.

I thowt it was gonna be the one in Stanley

 

[Pancho]

If you have a look at the next most popular stories it's clear that Oswestry is a veritable hotbed of activity.

Charity box stolen from a shop and some stranded newts for goodness sake.

 

[Arkle]

If you have a look at the next most popular stories it's clear that Oswestry is a veritable hotbed of activity.

Charity box stolen from a shop and some stranded newts for goodness sake.

Send the newts to @Harry Angstrom. He's our resident amphibian husbandry expert.

 

[KeefBeer]

Residents lose battle to keep Knockin shop open

The photo of the Residents made me laugh

The man/woman on the right looks a bit worrying

 

[Herberthall]

Splitting headache parten.

 

[Pancho]

Send the newts to @Harry Angstrom. He's our resident amphibian husbandry expert.

Nah, if you as much as touched one of those great crested newts, Oswestry's crime figures would go through the roof.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Bloke in the green jacket has the widest centre parting ever.

Also, Shirely should be Shirley surely?

That’s @mini-x2

 

[chenders]

Perhaps should have thought about Sea Road

 

[Fetch Fletch]

The fuckers!

 

[bobpc30]

The man/woman on the right looks a bit worrying

She/He/It is the looker. Looks like a scrum half to me.

 

[Keawyeds]

Charity box stolen from a shop

Nowt funny about that mind. Beyond annoying from the charity's perspective

 

[Pancho]

Nowt funny about that mind. Beyond annoying from the charity's perspective

I agree and I wasn't being insensitive. It was more the typically parochial nature of the top trending stories in the local press upon which I was commenting.

It's similar to the Sunderland Echo poster I once saw outside a newsagents - Shiney Row Man Loses Shed in Garden Fire.

Undoubtedly traumatic for the shed owner but still mildly amusing in a slow news day sort of way.

Or it may just be my sense of humour.

 

[Keawyeds]

I agree and I wasn't being insensitive. It was more the typically parochial nature of the top trending stories in the local press upon which I was commenting.

It's similar to the Sunderland Echo poster I once saw outside a newsagents - Shiney Row Man Loses Shed in Garden Fire.

Undoubtedly traumatic for the shed owner but still mildly amusing in a slow news day sort of way.

Or it may just be my sense of humour.

It's worthy of "Angry People in Local Newspapers". Like the silly bint that my colleague knows.
Angry People in Local Newspapers

 

[PinzaC55]

When it closes it will be a case of "I hear you Knockin but you can't get in !"

 

[Lexingtongue]

Honestly couldn't tell whether that was a satirical article or not.