Religion for pissheads

[Hardyman's Yugo]

South Africa’s Gabola Church

'We connect with God under the influence of liquor'

I’m assuming they all get pissed up and sing a few songs. Makes as much sense as any other religion tbf

 

[Space Hopper]

Dont press religion on people.

The Bible says not to do that.

 

[Roker SOL]

Jediism - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I was watching morning television a few weeks ago (I was still on Furlough) and a lady practitioner was being interviewed. The toy light sabre was a bit naff.

 

[the veteran]

Dont press religion on people.

The Bible says not to do that.

Aye but they can give me their drink any time

 

[JonMc]

From my experience that would be catholicism. Drink....feck.!

 

[JonJon]

Group of people coming together and getting pissed out of a strong sense of devotion to a shared community?

Sounds like football.

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

Imagine the levels of remorse when the pope fella wakes up the next morning with a stinking headache, sees the change from the collection neatly piled on the bedside table but has no idea how he’s lost his pope hat. The dawning realisation that the last thing he can remember is they were using it as a football.