Barber Ella
Jane Fonda stars as the sexiest hairdresser in space.
Jane Fonda stars as the sexiest hairdresser in space.
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MikeySmith
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Teen Wilf
Biopic of Middlesbrough and England striker Wilf Mannion's early career.
Biopic of Middlesbrough and England striker Wilf Mannion's early career.
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You're Avataring a Larf, Int Cha?
Danny Dyer stars as Ugetme, a 10ft tall blue alien from the planet Fah'kin Libbateez. He and his fellow In'it people are under threat from US Marines, who are hell-bent on plundering his planet for the precious mineral, Jellideelium.
Danny Dyer stars as Ugetme, a 10ft tall blue alien from the planet Fah'kin Libbateez. He and his fellow In'it people are under threat from US Marines, who are hell-bent on plundering his planet for the precious mineral, Jellideelium.
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Forgetting Sarah-SAFC
A delusional fat knacker has an undignified public break up with his lass, airing grievances, dirty laundry and nauseating photographs on the Internet, then tries to move on by hanging out with his tough "crew" of Surrey wideboys, shouting at lasses from moving cars and seeing how far a business card with "Accountant" on it will get him. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Medina.
A delusional fat knacker has an undignified public break up with his lass, airing grievances, dirty laundry and nauseating photographs on the Internet, then tries to move on by hanging out with his tough "crew" of Surrey wideboys, shouting at lasses from moving cars and seeing how far a business card with "Accountant" on it will get him. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Medina.
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White Van Wilder
The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate (whilst being chased by some blokes in a white van). Steve3000 stars.
The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate (whilst being chased by some blokes in a white van). Steve3000 stars.
The Karate Skid
A wise old Japanese-American coaches a plucky teenager to become a karate champion and overcome his tendency to shit himself without warning. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Mr Miyagi.
A wise old Japanese-American coaches a plucky teenager to become a karate champion and overcome his tendency to shit himself without warning. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Mr Miyagi.
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garydon
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A Bard Day's Night
It hath been a Bard Day's night, I hath worketh like a dog, it hath been a Bard Day's night, I should sleepeth like a log,
Methinks when I returneth to thou, I findeth the things that thou vouchsafe to me, forsooth holp to make me feeleth in good health.
It hath been a Bard Day's night, I hath worketh like a dog, it hath been a Bard Day's night, I should sleepeth like a log,
Methinks when I returneth to thou, I findeth the things that thou vouchsafe to me, forsooth holp to make me feeleth in good health.
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Boy George of the Jungle
The gender-bending jungle king who swings both ways! Laugh as he crashes into trees, calls the police because imaginary burglars are stealing his cocaine and ties up and beats a rent boy.
The gender-bending jungle king who swings both ways! Laugh as he crashes into trees, calls the police because imaginary burglars are stealing his cocaine and ties up and beats a rent boy.
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garydon
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Horse Dismounters Of The Turd Kind
Richard Dreyfuss stars as the depraved equine lover who gets stuck.
Kenwyne Jones And The Temple Of Doom
The Caribbean striker has a peek on the Pure Football board but soon regrets it.
Richard Dreyfuss stars as the depraved equine lover who gets stuck.
Kenwyne Jones And The Temple Of Doom
The Caribbean striker has a peek on the Pure Football board but soon regrets it.
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SEBMX Bandits
Nicole Kidman makes her cinematic debut in this tale of young bicycle enthusiasts attempting to stop a criminal gang from telling the same joke again and again and again and again and again and......
Nicole Kidman makes her cinematic debut in this tale of young bicycle enthusiasts attempting to stop a criminal gang from telling the same joke again and again and again and again and again and......
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garydon
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Enema At The Gate
Skunkers fuckwits have a hose-off at Tiger Tiger.
Skunkers fuckwits have a hose-off at Tiger Tiger.
Glove Story
Ryan O'Neal has a relationship with a bad-tempered, frigid germophobe who will only touch his cock if she's wearing marigolds. He tells her to fuck off.
Ryan O'Neal has a relationship with a bad-tempered, frigid germophobe who will only touch his cock if she's wearing marigolds. He tells her to fuck off.
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slightlyaskew
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The Naked Gurn
Incompetent cop Frank Drebbin has to foil an attempt to assasinate Queen Elizabeth II, in Ashington.
Incompetent cop Frank Drebbin has to foil an attempt to assasinate Queen Elizabeth II, in Ashington.
Touching The Cloth
Daring mountaineer Joe Simpson picks a REALLY bad time to need a massive dump.
Daring mountaineer Joe Simpson picks a REALLY bad time to need a massive dump.
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The Taking of Pelaw 123.
A group of mackems, pissed from a night in Newcastle, forget to change metros at Heworth. They comandeer the train in order to get home to south hylton, with predicably hilarious results.
Spawned the hit "Pelaw, Pelaw - so good they named it Rice".
A group of mackems, pissed from a night in Newcastle, forget to change metros at Heworth. They comandeer the train in order to get home to south hylton, with predicably hilarious results.
Spawned the hit "Pelaw, Pelaw - so good they named it Rice".
My Cousin Quinny
Marisa Tomie helps Niall Quinn take over SAFC from Murraymint. Starring Steve Guttenberg as a piece of toast.
Marisa Tomie helps Niall Quinn take over SAFC from Murraymint. Starring Steve Guttenberg as a piece of toast.
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher
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The Scent of a Womble
No amount of scrubbing can rid musician Mike Batt from the stench of wearing a big hairy costume for most of his career.
No amount of scrubbing can rid musician Mike Batt from the stench of wearing a big hairy costume for most of his career.
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MikeySmith
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An unlucky Sunderland fan is caught up in a cloning experiment gone wrong in 16 Randles. Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall can't believe their ears.
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LouCarpenter With A Shave
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Kinder’s List
A shocking exposé categorising the contents of Kinder Surprises.
A shocking exposé categorising the contents of Kinder Surprises.
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