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Recommend me a funny film.

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Blink said:
"East of Edam"

Cain & Abel's epic tale starring Hawes Makem.
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Nice :-D

Brie-Animator

A mad scientist injects life into a pungent French cheese, which of course becomes immediately homicidal and disembowels loads of people. Only a young Parisien with a bottle of Cabernet and a box of crackers stands between the world and total oblivion...
 

Shittyshittybangbang

Crackpot inventor Dick Van Dyke creates a flying car then does Sally Ann Howes up the bum on the bonnet.
 
Hairy Poppins -

Julie Andrews plays the hirsute nanny who Dick Van Dyke uses to clean chimneys out.
 
Wotaworld

In which Kevin Cosner stares at a tree for 2 hours with a look of awe on his face.


Dagmar

Religious satire from Kevin Smith. Stars Wilmot Brown.


Phone Booth, Pet

Tense drama based on Tyneside. Colin Farrell answer a ringing phone, and the voice on the other end delivers a chilling message - the final whistle has just sounded at St James', and Newcastle lost. Farrell becomes trapped as the furious Toon Army exact furious vengence at phone boxes throughout the city. Stars Tim Healy, Colin Farrell and Steve Gutenburg.
 
Adidas Predator

Remake spoilt by corporate sponsorship. After his military unit is wiped out by an invisible alien killing machine, Arnie fights back armed only with some football boots that have some bits of rubber stuck on the front. Rated 18 for strong bloody violence and lots of free kicks bobbling miles over the crossbar.

not spavin said:
Steve Gutenburg.
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:lol:
 
He's Just Not That Into Jews

Hitler biopic, starring Matthew McConaughey and Anna Farris.
 
Charlie's Angels and Demons

Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz replace Tom Hanks as the legendary code breaker Robert Langdon as he tries to avert disaster and uncover a conspiracy in the Vatican. Starring Steve Gutenberg as the Large Hadron Collider.
 
Jews Framed Roger Rabbit

Remake of the 80s children's classic.

Dir. M Gibson.
 
Close Encounters of the Hurd Kind

In a remake of Spielberg's sci-fi classic Richard Dreyfuss stars as the family man who becomes obsessed with former Conservative MP Douglas Hurd and makes a plastecine bust.
 
Grancock

Will Smith as a 72-year old ladyboy with superpowers whose drinking, anti-social behaviour and obvious balls sticking out of a female costume makes for a truly offbeat superhero.
 
Bridget Jones Diarrhoea

Romantic comedy about a hapless singleton who meets the man of her dreams only to shit herself every time she becomes close to him.
 
Fart Club

Irritable bowel sufferer invents an imaginary friend to cop the blame for his excessive chuffing and parping.
 
The Fred Trueman Show

A tough as nails cricket fast bowler starts to believe he is the subject of a massive reality show and the world around him, including the entire sport of cricket is a sophisticated illusion. He quickly snaps out of it when his fellow Yorkshire teammates tell him to stop being such a puff. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Geoffrey Boycott and David Hasselhoff as Ray Illingworth.
 
To Kill Bill A Mockingbird

Tiresome Tarantino remake, as Atticus Finch and his kids hack the limbs off local rednecks in the style of Hong Kong Phooey and the Benny Hill Show. Starring the cast of T.J. Hooker.
 
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