Recommend me a funny film.

[Hetzkes Ballet Teacher]

Kidulthead – A young man must choose between living a good life and a world of gangs, guns and violence but is hindered by having a baby’s head.

Erasurehead - shocking and disturbing horror, in which a baby that looks just like Vince Clarke is born.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Erasurehead - shocking and disturbing horror, in which a baby that looks just like Vince Clarke is born.

Bong! Repetition!

 

[Hetzkes Ballet Teacher]

Bong! Repetition!

Eh? Where?

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Foosball Factory

Witless **** Danny Dyer finds violence, comradeship and bad acting aplenty in the hooligan firms that congregate at the pub table football tournament.

Eh? Where?

Arkle, post 144

 

[Hetzkes Ballet Teacher]

Foosball Factory

Witless **** Danny Dyer finds violence, comradeship and bad acting aplenty in the hooligan firms that congregate at the pub table football tournament.



Arkle, post 144

Well if you'd said it was going to be a f***ing memory test

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Well if you'd said it was going to be a f***ing memory test

The Prawn Identity. Hetzke's Ballet Teacher suffers a head injury at the fish counter and can't remember what seafood he needed to buy :-D

 

[MikeySmith]

Elly Billiot - the heartwarming tale of a young girl from Surrey who, against all the odds and with the help of a supportive teacher, leaves ballet school to become a coalminer.

I may have deployed this on here before. I can't remember.

 

[ajthemackem]

Elly Billiot - the heartwarming tale of a young girl from Surrey who, against all the odds and with the help of a supportive teacher, leaves ballet school to become a coalminer.

Winner.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

The Passion Of The Christ On A Bike

An unwitting SMB poster finds himself nailed to a cross and tortured horribly by an Australian anti-Semite with a fondness for ancient languages.

 

[garydon]

Tool Hand Luke - Convicted felon Paul Newman curries favour with prison warders when he is able to perform various favours with his false hand that was created from a Swiss Army knife. Unfortunately it is also his downfall when trying to escape. He gets as far as the barbed wire when instead of using the scissors, he uses the metal thing with a hole in, that nobody knows what the fuck its for. He is then corkscrewed with his own knife.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Porn Of The Dead

Biopic of the adult entertainment impresario who finds fame and fortune creating erotica for necrophiliacs.

Followed by a sequel: Gay Of The Dead

 

[GrahamF]

Fantastic replies, gave me a good laugh.

 

[MikeySmith]

How to Lose Friends & Alien Ate People: Beginning by charting the life and adventures of a confirmed misanthrope, this film inexplicably descends into a gory extra-terrestrial eat 'em up for the second half. Makes marginally more sense than “From Dusk Till Dawn”.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Clout Of Africa

Meryl Streep and Robert Redford on a zany expedition to prove that Lake Victoria is actually a giant vagina.

 

[garydon]

Twelve Angry Women - A dozen menstrual women get locked in a jury room that has a broken sanitary pad machine.

 

[Dr Mackem]

Schindlers Brist-ols

XXX Hermaphrodite version where the cunning German hides his true
sexuality of meat and two veg.

 

[garydon]

Forest Dump - Tom Hanks plays a simple country boy, who gets caught short in the woods.

 

[Teed]

Some Like a Bot

Tony Curtis no longer yearns for the female form of Marlon Monro
and turns his attention to Jack Lemons cute bottom, hilarity ensues
in this Hollywood classic.

Ronnie White and the seven dwarfs

Ronnie introduceses his small friends to the delights of Meths and Milk, in this Animated classic.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

District Nine And A Half Weeks

A hapless South African civil servant and a sexy, lobster-headed alien woman embark on a passionate, erotic affair.

 

[Fossa]

Role Models made me chuckle, watched that the other day.

yeah it's got some funny lines to it ..... the monopoly part cracks me up.