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Radiator 2
Albert Mullins decides to have an extra radiator installed in the passage, only
to find the plumbers a cyborg from the future, all hell breaks loose when
Albert receives the bill.
Albert Mullins decides to have an extra radiator installed in the passage, only
to find the plumbers a cyborg from the future, all hell breaks loose when
Albert receives the bill.
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Ari Potterstein and the Nazi Gold
Erasurehead
David Lynch's shocking debut film finds a moody young man shocked to wake up one morning to find Vince Clark growing from his left nostril and Andy Bell warbling from his right eyebrow.
David Lynch's shocking debut film finds a moody young man shocked to wake up one morning to find Vince Clark growing from his left nostril and Andy Bell warbling from his right eyebrow.
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Blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da d ba dee da ba di da ba deeDa ba di da ba dee da ba di da Velvet.
David Lynch's nonsensical classic.
David Lynch's nonsensical classic.
Forrest gonk
A slow witted but good hearted man from Alabama (Tom Hanks) finds fame, love and a whole lot more while dressed in a leather face mask and gag, being sexually humiliated and beaten by an array of the Twentieth Century's most famous people.
A slow witted but good hearted man from Alabama (Tom Hanks) finds fame, love and a whole lot more while dressed in a leather face mask and gag, being sexually humiliated and beaten by an array of the Twentieth Century's most famous people.
mackembulldog
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I would have helped if Id read the rest of this thread first rather than the first post 
The White Stuff - "By masturbating harder and faster than any other man had ever dared before, Chuck Yeager set the pace for a new breed of hero. Those that had just one thing in common...THE WHITE STUFF"
The original US Mercury 7 astronauts and their macho, seat-of-the-pants approach to the NASA artificial insemination programme
The White Stuff - "By masturbating harder and faster than any other man had ever dared before, Chuck Yeager set the pace for a new breed of hero. Those that had just one thing in common...THE WHITE STUFF"
The original US Mercury 7 astronauts and their macho, seat-of-the-pants approach to the NASA artificial insemination programme
Matt Holland's Drive
The ex-Ireland midfielder must decide whether to have his driveway concreted or stick with the gravel. One of David Lynch's flimsier films.
The ex-Ireland midfielder must decide whether to have his driveway concreted or stick with the gravel. One of David Lynch's flimsier films.
I would have helped if Id read the rest of this thread first rather than the first post
The White Stuff - "By masturbating harder and faster than any other man had ever dared before, Chuck Yeager set the pace for a new breed of hero. Those that had just one thing in common...THE WHITE STUFF"
The original US Mercury 7 astronauts and their macho, seat-of-the-pants approach to the NASA artificial insemination programme
That's the spirit :-D
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Shouldn't that be breakfasts of Spam, Suasage, bacon, spam, egg, spam, spam and beans, tomato, spam, fried bread, spam, spam, black pudding and spam with unlimited tea, coffee or spam?
genius!
Hammerdeus.
A brilliant young rapper at the Austrian Emperor's court inspires devotion and envy in equal measure with his flamboyant dancing and ridiculous trousers.
A brilliant young rapper at the Austrian Emperor's court inspires devotion and envy in equal measure with his flamboyant dancing and ridiculous trousers.
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Rota! Rota! Rota! - Dyslexic film director Ricarhd Flischere's war classic telling of the original failed Pearl Harbour attack when Kamikaze pilots could not decipher a list of who was going to go first.
geniusDog the Wag: an England international footballer causes confusion when he indulges his bestiality fetish and falls on love with an Alsatian called Chardonnay. With an IQ of 60 she makes the other WAGs jealous of her superior intellect and the other players start to wish their partners could lick their own genitals for half an hour while they watch.
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Get Dich or Die Tryin'
It's 1998. Tired of crap dealing on the streets of SR, Peter '50 Fooks' Reid sets out to make a name for himself. In a pivotal scene, we see our hero In Da Deafclub, putting a proposition to Danny 'Mello D' Dichio.
PR - Yo wus' up my eytie!
DD - Hello Mr Reid. You're wearing a bullet proof vest, I see.
PR - Trooooooo dat. These Premier Passions muthaFUCKERS be all up in my shit, you here? I ain't droppin' my shit. These cats, they shot me 9 TIMES (with their cameras). It like a jungle sometimes it make me wonder how I keep from goin' under. Uh huh huh huh.
DD - Quite. You asked to see me, Mr Reid.
PR - YO! Don't be all up ma grill, or I'll put yo ass DOWN. You in P-Riddy's house now, boy. (kisses teeth). Yo, here the dealio. I want you to join the Sunderland crew.
DD - OK.
PR - No one say no to Pete Peter Reid. NO ONE.
DD - I said yes.
PR - Oh. (breakdances for 40 minutes).
It's 1998. Tired of crap dealing on the streets of SR, Peter '50 Fooks' Reid sets out to make a name for himself. In a pivotal scene, we see our hero In Da Deafclub, putting a proposition to Danny 'Mello D' Dichio.
PR - Yo wus' up my eytie!
DD - Hello Mr Reid. You're wearing a bullet proof vest, I see.
PR - Trooooooo dat. These Premier Passions muthaFUCKERS be all up in my shit, you here? I ain't droppin' my shit. These cats, they shot me 9 TIMES (with their cameras). It like a jungle sometimes it make me wonder how I keep from goin' under. Uh huh huh huh.
DD - Quite. You asked to see me, Mr Reid.
PR - YO! Don't be all up ma grill, or I'll put yo ass DOWN. You in P-Riddy's house now, boy. (kisses teeth). Yo, here the dealio. I want you to join the Sunderland crew.
DD - OK.
PR - No one say no to Pete Peter Reid. NO ONE.
DD - I said yes.
PR - Oh. (breakdances for 40 minutes).
Piledriving Miss Daisy
Morgan Freeman gives Jessica Tandy the rogering of her life. His voice still sounds melodic and authoritative, even when he's whispering total filth in her ear.
This may be the title of an actual porno already...
Morgan Freeman gives Jessica Tandy the rogering of her life. His voice still sounds melodic and authoritative, even when he's whispering total filth in her ear.
This may be the title of an actual porno already...
The Dark Shite
Bruce Wayne is genuinely shocked by the effect on his bowels of a really big night on the Guiness.
Bruce Wayne is genuinely shocked by the effect on his bowels of a really big night on the Guiness.
ajthemackem
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Empire of the Pun
A young Christian Bale is seperated from his parents and herded into a Japanese internment camp, where his prodigious use of the phrase "there's a bit of a nip in the air" gives the camp's residents hope in a bleak time.
A young Christian Bale is seperated from his parents and herded into a Japanese internment camp, where his prodigious use of the phrase "there's a bit of a nip in the air" gives the camp's residents hope in a bleak time.
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Return of the Tedi
Barry Skywalker, a farmer's son from Solihull, goes in search of his missing stuffed bear.
Barry Skywalker, a farmer's son from Solihull, goes in search of his missing stuffed bear.
Cleadon Hills Cop.
A brash, fast talking big city detective follows a case to a village near Sunderland and gets sidetracked talking to old ladies who need the company and investigating reports of gypsies trying to take over the cricket field which just turns out to be some people playing cricket.
A brash, fast talking big city detective follows a case to a village near Sunderland and gets sidetracked talking to old ladies who need the company and investigating reports of gypsies trying to take over the cricket field which just turns out to be some people playing cricket.
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