Mousehold Mackem
Midfield
And people who think they can block access to the toaster until their toast has completed its Odyssey into Hades and back.This type of toaster that you get in hotels. One round and the bread is still anaemic, two and it’s burnt to buggery
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And people who think it's OK to stuff half a french stick into the toaster and wonder why it gets stuck.