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Really minor annoyances


It irks me when Americans (tv announcers, news broadcasters etc) say “[something happened] Tuesday” (rather than “[something happened] ON Tuesday”.

Similarly when then say “August 5th” (rather that “5th OF August” or “August THE 5th”)

And it rankles that they express dates as MM/DD/YYYY (instead of DD/MM/YYYY)

The first two are irrational - the last one is a totally justified annoyance
 
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It irks me when Americans (tv announcers, news broadcasters etc) say “[something happened] Tuesday” (rather than “[something happened] ON Tuesday”.
Which inevitably leads to the well-known tale of the American sports broadcaster who announced "Liverpool are playing Sheffield Midweek"
 
It irks me when Americans (tv announcers, news broadcasters etc) say “[something happened] Tuesday” (rather than “[something happened] ON Tuesday”.

Similarly when then say “August 5th” (rather that “5th OF August” or “August THE 5th”)

And it rankles that they express dates as MM/DD/YYYY (instead of DD/MM/YYYY)

The first two are irrational - the last one is a totally justified annoyance
They also say “a quarter of ten” instead of “quarter to ten”.
 
It irks me when Americans (tv announcers, news broadcasters etc) say “[something happened] Tuesday” (rather than “[something happened] ON Tuesday”.

Similarly when then say “August 5th” (rather that “5th OF August” or “August THE 5th”)

And it rankles that they express dates as MM/DD/YYYY (instead of DD/MM/YYYY)

The first two are irrational - the last one is a totally justified annoyance
"Two times..."

"That's twice!"
“of” instead of “have”
I need ti like this at least twice...
 
"Two times..."

"That's twice!"

I need ti like this at least two times.
Aye.
The expression “five times smaller” bugs me. It’s one fifth the size not five times smaller. Since “times” is a function of multiplication the end result by definition cannot be smaller with positive integers.

The pervasive sightings not just IRL but especially on TV - weathermen, sports pundits etc - wearing those fuckin hideous ‘shrainers’. Especially with full suit and tie. They look bloody ridiculous man.
 
Aye.
The expression “five times smaller” bugs me. It’s one fifth the size not five times smaller. Since “times” is a function of multiplication the end result by definition cannot be smaller with positive integers.

The pervasive sightings not just IRL but especially on TV - weathermen, sports pundits etc - wearing those fuckin hideous ‘shrainers’. Especially with full suit and tie. They look bloody ridiculous man.
The American word “normalcy” does my f***ing tits in.

It’s “normality” you f***ing twats.
 
The American word “normalcy” does my f***ing tits in.

It’s “normality” you f***ing twats.
I detest ‘competency’. What’s wrong with ‘competence’?

Years ago I was invited by email to take a ‘competency’ test. I replied “please don’t consider this as arrogancy or ignorancy, I don’t mean to insult your intelligency but I don’t feel motivated to complete your competency test.”

(Aye aa naar neebody likes a smart arse!)
 
I detest ‘competency’. What’s wrong with ‘competence’?

Years ago I was invited by email to take a ‘competency’ test. I replied “please don’t consider this as arrogancy or ignorancy, I don’t mean to insult your intelligency but I don’t feel motivated to complete your competency test.”

(Aye aa naar neebody likes a smart arse!)
Quite right. Competencies fine.
 
I detest ‘competency’. What’s wrong with ‘competence’?

Years ago I was invited by email to take a ‘competency’ test. I replied “please don’t consider this as arrogancy or ignorancy, I don’t mean to insult your intelligency but I don’t feel motivated to complete your competency test.”

(Aye aa naar neebody likes a smart arse!)

Wait until you hear about 'burglarize'.
 
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