Really minor annoyances

[look out piano]

Having a massive spot on your bot and you like to sit down a lot

 

[Uncle Junior]

When the metal bit on a coat hanger doesn’t move so you can’t hang it over your wardrobe door

 

[Kevj]

When the metal bit on a coat hanger doesn’t move so you can’t hang it over your wardrobe door

I’m annoyed by coat hangers in general. Bloody things get entangled with each other for no apparent reason.

But in relation to your annoyance, a firm twist usually snaps a bit of plastic which stops it from rotating, but not enough to break it fully.

 

[Georgewhitt]

I’m annoyed by coat hangers in general. Bloody things get entangled with each other for no apparent reason.

But in relation to your annoyance, a firm twist usually snaps a bit of plastic which stops it from rotating, but not enough to break it fully.

Hotel coathangers that don't come off the rail in case they get nicked.

 

[Mousehold Mackem]

Hotel coathangers that don't come off the rail in case they get nicked.

Always wondered how desperate you have to be to steal a coat hanger

 

[Kevj]

Always wondered how desperate you have to be to steal a coat hanger

I have a bag for life stuffed full of spares the hotel are welcome to.

 

[Georgewhitt]

Always wondered how desperate you have to be to steal a coat hanger

Or a thimble size shampoo from the bathroom.

 

[Tex]

Having a massive spot on your bot and you like to sit down a lot

How are you still single?

 

[look out piano]

How are you still single?

I have absolutely no idea

 

[Becs]

Buying a bird feeder designed for small birds to thwart the jackdaws, only to find the noisy bastards can still manage to eat from it.

 

[Patch]

People who use acronyms but then demonstrate they don’t know what they mean by saying PCB board or PAT testing

PAT testing is a funny one. You can't say PATing as that's something you'd do to a dog. If you were to say PA testing, people would think you were testing a PA system (one two, one two). If you were to say "portable appliance testing", it would be a mouthful. People know what PAT testing is, even if they don't know what the letters stand for.

Buying a bird feeder designed for small birds to thwart the jackdaws, only to find the noisy bastards can still manage to eat from it.

I put mine right in the thick of a bush that only the small birds can get to. You get scratched to death filling it, but it has the desired effect.

 

[tunstallhill]

In films where they go underwater, especially in the sea, with thier eyes open and just look around like nowts the matter

Has anyone ever tried opening their eyes in salt water ?

 

[mickb2112]

I recall it was mostly speccy nerds.

We were already out playing football dreaming of scoring the winning goal in the cup final not fannying on with string and a bog roll.

Sadly, I still do that in meetings

 

[Big Jeff]

Sadly, I still do that in meetings

Everyone does.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

People who don't seem to understand that public spaces don't operate the same as their living room and other people might need them to move the fuck out of the way

 

[Hawkings Boots]

Businesses who say 'cash preferred'

 

[Harry Gates]

Buying a bird feeder designed for small birds to thwart the jackdaws, only to find the noisy bastards can still manage to eat from it.

My owldies had about half a dozen feeders and coconut jobs but the birds got nowt because of squirrels.

 

[Georgewhitt]

My owldies had about half a dozen feeders and coconut jobs but the birds got nowt because of squirrels.

I used to have the same trouble.

Then I got a Bobs.

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[Harry Gates]

I used to have the same trouble.

Then I got a Bobs.

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Gorgeous, but she's got enough on keeping me fatha out of bother.

 

[humbug]

when you're watching the telly and it comes to a quiet part where something crucial is being said and the dog decides to find his favourite squeaky toy.