Really minor annoyances

[Cockney Mackem]

Just got that now. Also hat hair.

You have a headset hat??

 

[viccarlton]

They've still got towel rolls in John Lewis toilets in Newcastle.

The most unhygienic things ever.

 

[Randy Savage]

Referring to footballers as having a ‘great engine’, as if they’re an auto trader ad for a second hand Ford Fiesta.

 

[DBStar]

People in a thread about studying as an adult, using the term ‘solid’, to express the concept of ‘difficulty’. At least I think that’s what they’re trying to express.

Overstating 'hard'. I'll not let it worry me until adults cease using 'sick' as a positive adjective.

 

[CPLforever]

You have a headset hat??

Yeah, also got one of them beer cups and straws attached.

Of course I mean your squashed winter hair going from outdoors to in. No amount of attempting fluffing revives it.

 

[DBStar]

I have something similar but sitting in the car with the engine running for 20 minutes while it inflates is soul sapping. I think one of my alloys is a bit corroded, so needs doing fairly regular

Are you sure it works? Mine takes under 5 minutes to do 4 tyres.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Same, highly annoying plus my phone or Microsoft or whoever decided my search bar is better at the bottom rather than the top of the page for some reason this morning.

This is still going on for me but strangely only when it’s that same ad. Never happens for the others.

 

[Select coaches]

Are you sure it works? Mine takes under 5 minutes to do 4 tyres.

Buy cheap, regret later

 

[Tex]

Overstating 'hard'. I'll not let it worry me until adults cease using 'sick' as a positive adjective.

I blame the obstreperous twats on ‘American Chopper’ for bringing that ridiculous use of term into the mainstream.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Television programmes featuring smug celebrity bellends preaching to us that we should all try to slow down our pace of life and go off and live in the country. Extra points if they do it on their small holding where their staff do everything for them. I'm looking at you, Marcus Wareing

 

[Kevj]

The sheer frustration when you realise you here’s an hour left when you’re three hours into a four hour journey.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

The sheer frustration when you realise you here’s an hour left when you’re three hours into a four hour journey.

Haway then Kev lad, you’re desperate to tell us where you’re going….

 

[Geras]

Dress code in BBC news studio , specifically footwear . Sophie Reyworth wearing a skirt with a pair of boots that look like shes come on the bus ,through slush and she forgot her work shoes . Lad doing the next article , smart blue suit, tie ...and a pair of what looked to be doc martin work wear dealer boots with pull tabs showing .
i mean fuckin hell , standards man it will be wellies next

 

[VenisonsMullet]

Dress code in BBC news studio , specifically footwear . Sophie Reyworth wearing a skirt with a pair of boots that look like shes come on the bus ,through slush and she forgot her work shoes . Lad doing the next article , smart blue suit, tie ...and a pair of what looked to be doc martin work wear dealer boots with pull tabs showing .
i mean fuckin hell , standards man it will be wellies next

Dunno how they can bring themselves to read the news with such a fashion catastrophe

 

[FoldingStars]

Dress code in BBC news studio , specifically footwear . Sophie Reyworth wearing a skirt with a pair of boots that look like shes come on the bus ,through slush and she forgot her work shoes . Lad doing the next article , smart blue suit, tie ...and a pair of what looked to be doc martin work wear dealer boots with pull tabs showing .
i mean fuckin hell , standards man it will be wellies next

Dress codes in general need to be binned for me. A suit does not automatically make a person look smart, neither does a collar but some places seem to be stuck in the 60’s and insist on people wearing them to be allowed in. Yes I’m looking at you York races but even worse is Thirsk races on a random Tuesday afternoon when a T-shirt and a plain jumper is not acceptable but an old washed out polo with holes in is deemed as smart.

 

[c032745y]

Dunno how they can bring themselves to read the news with such a fashion catastrophe

Dress codes, I hate them. Two of my biggest loves are rugby & golf who's clubs can sometimes be the biggest offenders on the "no jeans, where's your jacket?" shite. Also sailed a bit when I was younger & yacht clubs are full of Gant/Crew Clothing fascists...

 

[Geras]

Dunno how they can bring themselves to read the news with such a fashion catastrophe

i know mate , standards mate standards . Who knows which Johnny Foreigner is looking in .

 

[c032745y]

Dress codes in general need to be binned for me. A suit does not automatically make a person look smart, neither does a collar but some places seem to be stuck in the 60’s and insist on people wearing them to be allowed in. Yes I’m looking at you York races but even worse is Thirsk races on a random Tuesday afternoon when a T-shirt and a plain jumper is not acceptable but an old washed out polo with holes in is deemed as smart.

Usually some bloke in his 50's declaring he's "still a 34 waist" despite the fact his trousers are hauled in with a plastic belt balanced just above his pubic bone obscured by a gut spilling over the top. His shirt buttons are performing miracles desperately pulling at the pressure either side with a lank, greasy tie lying across the top of his kite. This will invariably be loose, top button unable to fasten as his jowls dangle either side of the collar. He'll announce he "hates" jeans & t-shirts & young people just don't know how to look smart...

 

[Mousehold Mackem]

Dress code in BBC news studio , specifically footwear . Sophie Reyworth wearing a skirt with a pair of boots that look like shes come on the bus ,through slush and she forgot her work shoes . Lad doing the next article , smart blue suit, tie ...and a pair of what looked to be doc martin work wear dealer boots with pull tabs showing .
i mean fuckin hell , standards man it will be wellies next

It's not been the same since they abandoned bow ties.

 

[Geras]

Usually some bloke in his 50's declaring he's "still a 34 waist" despite the fact his trousers are hauled in with a plastic belt balanced just above his pubic bone obscured by a gut spilling over the top. His shirt buttons are performing miracles desperately pulling at the pressure either side with a lank, greasy tie lying across the top of his kite. This will invariably be loose, top button unable to fasten as his jowls dangle either side of the collar. He'll announce he "hates" jeans & t-shirts & young people just don't know how to look smart...

but i bet the shoes match