Really minor annoyances

[MackneyHackem]

I’ve found a new one that happened to me today.

People that try and open a toilet door in a public toilet area like Asda, find outs it locked, then knock.
First off, it’s locked, someone is either in there trying to shit or it’s locked and nobody is in. Either way knocking isn’t going to change anything.
Secondly, what the hell are you expecting the person to say?

My example today was a place with 5 other stalls. It also had the top and bottom exposed, so they knew someone was in there.
I just ignored the knocking and put on TikTok so they could hear I clearly ignored them

When that happened to me the person on the other side of the door asked 'what you dein in there?' and I said 'what the fuck do you think you thick ****?' and the door got kicked in and I got a clip.

Wasn't in Asda mind.

My little herbs and spices cupboard space where I keep everything neat and tidy so I can easily grab stuff when I'm cooking. Everything kept as it should be......

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I do 3 long 12.5hr shifts in a row and come home to this....

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She can f***ing cook herself

Get some cheap cupboard spice organisers from Aliexpress or somewhere

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

One 'technology' that is long due an update. Corned beef tins. Why the idiotic key system to open them?

 

[GravesendLad]

One 'technology' that is long due an update. Corned beef tins. Why the idiotic key system to open them?

Oh man.. Dan, that was my only hope of keeping us away from the Idiots.. Im shattered with this news

 

[MackneyHackem]

One 'technology' that is long due an update. Corned beef tins. Why the idiotic key system to open them?

I think they've been designed to prevent people who rely on tinned meat from living too long.

 

[ajsafc]

One 'technology' that is long due an update. Corned beef tins. Why the idiotic key system to open them?

Piss ez if you're not """"""""

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

Oh man.. Dan, that was my only hope of keeping us away from the Idiots.. Im shattered with this news

From Hansard, 2003.

Lord Sainsbury of Turville......

There is a real problem about corned beef cans. They have a trapezoidal shape and a key kind of ring. The DTI has done much work on this issue in giving further instructions and also special coatings for the cans which enable the corned beef to be extracted more easily. There has in fact been a remarkable drop in accidents with corned beef cans. They have fallen from 8,720 per year out of 26,000 accidents caused by all tins to 3,091 out of 19,000. I should point out that the really dramatic decrease came after 1997.

 

[The Ram]

People who leave product reviews on websites without actually reviewing the product, example:

Item arrived quickly after ordering, haven't opened it yet.

 

[VenisonsMullet]

in-laws

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

People who leave product reviews on websites without actually reviewing the product, example:

Item arrived quickly after ordering, haven't opened it yet.

'Item as expected'.

 

[DaveH]

Every article online is about seven paragraphs of stalling before it gets to the point of the headline, as a cheap way of keeping you on the page.


Should be a thing you can tick in chrome where you give a blanket 'minimum required'.

Pig sick of accepting them every time for certain sites.

Recipes are the worst for that.

Pages and pages of somebody’s life story, and the thing always has a special connection to them, after scrolling down for an hour and a half you finally get to the recipe to discover it is all in American measurements, lists things you can’t buy in the UK easily or is not the thing you were expecting.

 

[GravesendLad]

From Hansard, 2003.

Lord Sainsbury of Turville......

There is a real problem about corned beef cans. They have a trapezoidal shape and a key kind of ring. The DTI has done much work on this issue in giving further instructions and also special coatings for the cans which enable the corned beef to be extracted more easily. There has in fact been a remarkable drop in accidents with corned beef cans. They have fallen from 8,720 per year out of 26,000 accidents caused by all tins to 3,091 out of 19,000. I should point out that the really dramatic decrease came after 1997.

Its an education every day on here..!!

Can you break that Trapezoidal, DTI, Extracted, & Remarkable bollocks down for me please, I don't understand.

I just put the key in and wind it round

 

[DaveH]

People who leave product reviews on websites without actually reviewing the product, example:

Item arrived quickly after ordering, haven't opened it yet.

Bought for nephew, not given it yet. 5 stars.

 

[HettonSAFC]

From Hansard, 2003.

Lord Sainsbury of Turville......

There is a real problem about corned beef cans. They have a trapezoidal shape and a key kind of ring. The DTI has done much work on this issue in giving further instructions and also special coatings for the cans which enable the corned beef to be extracted more easily. There has in fact been a remarkable drop in accidents with corned beef cans. They have fallen from 8,720 per year out of 26,000 accidents caused by all tins to 3,091 out of 19,000. I should point out that the really dramatic decrease came after 1997.

Health and safety removed the key didn’t they?

 

[jaffa gaffa]

Bought for nephew, not given it yet. 5 stars.

"Received my item the very next day. Unfortunately EVRI had mangled it and then mistakenly left it in my recycling bin. It was absolute sh*te anyway, so I sent it back via Royal Mail for £7.95 recorded delivery.
Trisha/Mary/Sharon were absolutely amazing and processed my refund within only 15 weeks - 5 stars!"

 

[beverly macca]

People who leave product reviews on websites without actually reviewing the product, example:

Item arrived quickly after ordering, haven't opened it yet.

I seen a review on a hotel the other day where the wifey complained that their flights were delayed and that they missed their evening meal.

 

[DaveH]

I seen a review on a hotel the other day where the wifey complained that their flights were delayed and that they missed their evening meal.

It makes you wonder. Surely people who leave reviews must also read reviews. In which case, do they never read useless ones and think that was pointless?

 

[Kevj]

I seen a review on a hotel the other day where the wifey complained that their flights were delayed and that they missed their evening meal.

It makes you wonder. Surely people who leave reviews must also read reviews. In which case, do they never read useless ones and think that was pointless?

A few things at play here.

Firstly, if it’s a package holiday, then the complaint could be indirectly directed at the Travel Agent rather than the hotel or the flight.

Stupidity/ general ignorance may play a part.

Some people love a whinge.

 

[legend7]

When that happened to me the person on the other side of the door asked 'what you dein in there?' and I said 'what the fuck do you think you thick ****?' and the door got kicked in and I got a clip.

Wasn't in Asda mind.


Get some cheap cupboard spice organisers from Aliexpress or somewhere

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Aye i got one that fits to the back of my cupboard door somewhere for the ones I use most.

 

[Select coaches]

It makes you wonder. Surely people who leave reviews must also read reviews. In which case, do they never read useless ones and think that was pointless?

I once saw a review which said never been in. Edit, it was for a restaurant

 

[Hawkings Boots]

People who go to gigs/cinema/shows/matches and walk around looking for their seat as if they have never been to anywhere in their life where you have to read letters and numbers in order - they then make a whole row of people stand up, walk along a row and then back out the other end as their number isn't in that row