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Really minor annoyances


Got me dad some Armani diamonds for his birthday, he’s just opened it and had a spray, “bit eh feminine this”, aye it’s a lasses perfume.
 
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When I change the heating setting in the car, it automatically turns up the fan to maximum.
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At this time of year, the ideal temperature setting on mine is 19.5.

It shouldn’t have 0.5 increments and the ideal setting shouldn’t be half way between two full numbers.
 
What's with all the ads on Facebook where no matter what it is, the thumbnail or reference frame is always a picture practically showing you what some lass had for breakfast?

Buy our pair of ladders, close up of a camel hoof
Buy this book, arse crack in yoga pants
Get this coffee maker, x ray scan of a folopian tube.

Fuck off man, there's porn if folk want it.
 
Wannabe journalists on social media asking for people to 'buy them a coffee'

I get that they are just trying to fund their future work. I get that the coffee aspect is just trying to make the donation a bit more relatable and small seeming. It's just the most unbearably cringeworthy way of doing it though.
 
Off to Thailand next week.. plenty stuff online about things to do etc and just happy to go with the flow. Missis has made me order a rough guide to Thailand islands a d beaches book off Amazon.. bet she barely flicks through it . Waste of a tenner
 
Choking on your own spit / saliva, just happened to me on the loo there :confused: :lol:
Still coughing a bit now man ffs.
Getting spots, I have an annoying one just below my lip. 49 years old and I'm still getting spots, grrrrr (I seem to have gotten way more during having COVID, it's obviously messed stuff up).
 
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Needing the toilet when you don't want to, like in the middle of a job and you have to stop what you are doing, annoying as owt.
I was in the middle of painting yesterday and had to get cleaned up,take gloves off and make sure the paint doesn't go all over. Earlier today really need to get back and start work on the car to get it ready, needed a crap so that put me back 10 minutes so ended up being late
 
Visiting owl said:
Dropping your buttery toast and marmite and it lands butter side down, then picking it up but you drop the fecker again and it lands butter side down.
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Perhaps you could post on the ‘things I’ve only just learned’ thread, that it invariably does so because the buttered side of bread is heavier than the non-buttered side.

The same thing happens if you coat a cat’s feet with butter and drop it out of a window.
 
BiG said:
Perhaps you could post on the ‘things I’ve only just learned’ thread, that it invariably does so because the buttered side of bread is heavier than the non-buttered side.

The same thing happens if you coat a cat’s feet with butter and drop it out of a window.
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Still doesn't stop it being a minor annoyance.

Why does it sometimes drop dry side down then?
 
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