Exile in Ayr
Midfield
Popped out for a walk tonight as still annoyed about who or what put a couple of our house windows out in the last month and a £300 plus bill. Fairly quiet tonight as opposed to when I had a stroll last night. The fireworks season seems to start early in high Willington and playing chicken around cars just seems the norm. Just saw kids about 12 to 14 knocking or kicking people's front doors which seems fair game I suppose and the odd skewered pigeon on a fence earlier today. However last night observing some kids (and I use the term loosely) placing stones on a main road and watching cars either hit them or swerving to avoid them was another eye opener. No wonder Police avoid the place although I suppose everywhere has their fair share of expendables. Trouble is when I observe potential suspects in narrowing it down in nailing them it's no better than multiple choice and I would absolutely hate it if I obliterated the wrong wrongun. Tbf I have met some nice people who are just down to earth here but although not admitting it to my wife when I check the crime rate where I live I can't help feeling it has more than it's fair share of wastes of oxygen. Belonging to an older generation when having a pint at seventeen would have got me a good hiding off me dad, I guess the disciplining has somewhat being erased due to ruling with an iron fist being unlawful if administered in this day and age. When at about 14 I didn't frighten easily although with a paper round if the gate had beware of the dog on it I was wary and one property in particular in Chester le Street. Aye as I strategically inserted the paper through a low letter box if Bunty the corgi got there before the owner the paper was a gonna. Always got a ten bob note as a Christmas tip off the owner but I was terrified when she opened the door in case the dog appeared. The only and important consolation at that age I could outrun a Corgi and on half a dozen occasions needed to.