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Really minor annoyances

"Now that we've made the decision, shall we get on with it?"

"No, let's waste a lot of time and f***ing effort trying to talk ourselves out of it by dithering and suggesting a bunch of much worse ideas and massively overcomplicate things"
 

"Now that we've made the decision, shall we get on with it?"

"No, let's waste a lot of time and f***ing effort trying to talk ourselves out of it by dithering and suggesting a bunch of much worse ideas and massively overcomplicate things"
You work somewhere that makes decisions though. Be thankful for the small things.

I work in IT for higher education. "Decision" is a bit of a dirty word. It normally requires someone to stand up and take responsibility. A gradual consensus through prolonged apathy is the normal way something gets decided.
 
When you keep pressing contact us at the bottom of this website because an advert expands before you manage to click the ‘SMB’ to get back to the thread list.
 
People spending an age looking in the supermarket fridge/shelf you want to be in.

Stuck behind a women who spent 3 minutes looking at corned beef today.
 
People spending an age looking in the supermarket fridge/shelf you want to be in.

Stuck behind a women who spent 3 minutes looking at corned beef today.
I just stand for around 30 seconds making it clear I'm waiting, and then politely say "Excuse me can I just lean past to grab ....?". If the people are still alive, they usually stand back while you grab and go. If they are some form of walking dead looking at corned beef wondering if it is a tin of brains, their reactions are so slow, you are into the next aisle before they realise you are fresh meat.
 
Vacillation is a British speciality.
not sure about that
Where I used to work, we had an IT change control board. Most of the changes were pretty standard, upgrade this, apply these updates, all put in by experienced professionals. I ended up in charge of the change control board, so would check and wave everything through. I only really flagged up the unusual or where people did not have sufficient details or comms. There were a couple of deputies on the technical side to cover if I were busy or away. It just worked and everyone logged changes. They could happen pretty quickly and it worked. The only real times we stepped in was if two upgrades clashed and one could disrupt the other.

Then someone new came in and they decided to move IT change control to him. We had a chat and I said "some places only approve changes on one day of the week and have to have a half day meeting about even the most trivial changes. That ends up being a nightmare, slow things down, ends up with people slipping changes through unlogged just to get things moving and discourages people from making changes, especially new members of staff. Whatever you do, don't do that.".

So that was exactly the system he put in place. He made a change committee of him as an applications manager, a librarian, a comms person and a user services manager. All technical infrastructure changes were decided by people with no knowledge of IT infrastructure and the organisation became change adverse. Within months, everyone hated the new process and systems became dangerously out of date because nobody could get any changes done that "might upset the users". Getting severely hacked was an upsetting experience not considered. Any change had to be explained 4 times slowly to people who didn't understand what they were making decisions on.

But I was working my notice period through all this. In my last week I had a chat with him and the new IT Director who said "we don't understand why people are not engaging with the new system and why it doesn't look like it is working".

I just smiled and left.
Welcome to my world. Our change control team will happily wave through a change and then when an identical change is submitted further down the line reject it for a multitude of (usually unfathomable) reasons previously un-mentioned. A simple "please see 'insert previous change details' and get back to me for any required info" usually suffices.
 
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I just stand for around 30 seconds making it clear I'm waiting, and then politely say "Excuse me can I just lean past to grab ....?". If the people are still alive, they usually stand back while you grab and go. If they are some form of walking dead looking at corned beef wondering if it is a tin of brains, their reactions are so slow, you are into the next aisle before they realise you are fresh meat.
Which is the correct way a fully functional adult would handle it.

I just thought ah she can't be much longer it's only corned beef, what's the rush. Then after about a minute, figured I'd been lurking near the Pesto for too long to say excuse me...

Mumsnet is probably having the same rant about people staring at Pesto for three minutes now :(
 
not sure about that

Welcome to my world. Our change control team will happily wave through a change and then when an identical change is submitted further down the line reject it for a multitude of (usually unfathomable) reasons previously un-mentioned. A simple "please see 'insert previous change details' and get back to me for any required info" usually suffices.
By coincidence it is my first change control at a new place today and I had one to put through - adding a security package to a pair of low priority linux servers. Back out plan, remove the package again.

"But what if that does not work and somehow parts of the package remain, have you checked a full restore from backup will be possible?". Even pointing out that in over 20 years of dealing with Linux servers, that has never happened. It is not how linux package management works, and there is a single user boot recovery mode we can use, all of which were backed up by the linux admins on the call.

Still, please delay the change while you go through this pointless exercise because I feel there is sufficient doubt. The sufficient doubt was raised by a user services manager who admits they would not even know how to login to a linux server.

I am convinced most change control members have a wheel of random statements they spin, just to show they are "adding value" to the process. Working at 3 different places, there are certain meetings (project planning/review is another one) where a small cluster of non-technical people subconsciously decide one of them must make a comment and send back questions on technical issues they know nothing about. If they don't say anything, someone might question why they are there.

I had a rant at a project approval meeting at my old place when a project approval was going to be delayed. It had been through the technical teams, through the architecture team, planned with the vendor partner, presented to and approved by the head of IT infrastructure and then approved and signed off by an assistant director. It should have been an easy sign off.

But the user comms manager raised a question about something that made no sense and fundamentally was not her responsibility and had nothing to do with comms. Not getting immediate approval would mean we would miss the only time of the year we could do this work, then lose the budget and have to reapply for it. Dancing to her tune would add 12 months and probably 50 hours of additional staff time. Meanwhile maintenance on the system we were replacing was in the £10-£15k region.

It took a lot of fighting and me upsetting her by referring to her question as inane and irrelevant, to keep the project on track. It was one of the few derailment fights I actually won. She never spoke to me again after that, so it was a win win really.
 
Amazon said my delivery was 1 stop away, but he was over the other side of the village and stopped several times on his way to mine.

I was stalking him as I was about to take the dog out when I got the notification, so I waited until he'd been.
Put an order in Amazon on 25th June, still not here. Going away on the 10th till 15th. 🙄
 
Been said before, "Road Ahead Closed" signs. Encountered a couple this morning. Had the usual grumble but knew an alternate route up a narrow road. That also had a sign going right across it, so the only option was to turn back for a 4 mile detour or keep going and see what it was all about. Perhaps I could dodge around a housing estate.

3 more signs on the route, and then I reached the junction at the other end. No road closure.
 
Been said before, "Road Ahead Closed" signs. Encountered a couple this morning. Had the usual grumble but knew an alternate route up a narrow road. That also had a sign going right across it, so the only option was to turn back for a 4 mile detour or keep going and see what it was all about. Perhaps I could dodge around a housing estate.

3 more signs on the route, and then I reached the junction at the other end. No road closure.
People who used to drive past miles of those signs to my closure, and look bewildered cos the roads closed.
 
People who used to drive past miles of those signs to my closure, and look bewildered cos the roads closed.
I’ve done it. Mainly because most of the time you see a sign either the road is not closed at all (like today) or the signs mean half way up some side road. They need more information, or to not just lie.
 
Parked in supermarket car park today absolutely loads of free bays and a **** decides to park next to mine so I couldn’t open my door and decides to make a telephone call.
 
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