johnlights
Central Defender
These new double fixed plastic caps.
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I'm reading Bob Mortimer's autobiography ATM, the previous owner turned the pages up to mark this place, half the bloody page up.People that turn the corner over in books to mark the page.
Tapas restaurants that serve prawns or mussels in odd numbers. There’s been divorces over less than having more than your fair share of either.We bought some gorgeous chocolate in Helsinki. It came in 5 squares, sorry but that is just bloody stupid, we try to bite the final square in half then squabble about the size of the bite.
Sorry but that's me. I will try harder.
Rop a hula, rop rop a hula.Young fat lasses that walk about with short tops on
Showing gut off
Horrendous
Bargain Hunt. When the “expert” goes off to get the bonus buy and the contestants have to close their eyes.
WHY???
Say what you like about Jimmy Saville,The use of 'Get Go' instead of Start......![]()
You need a better fridge/freezer.The way fridges have a light which comes on when you open the door, but freezers don’t.
Or people at gigs who never look at the stage and watch the whole thing through their phone. As if someone is going to play the whole thing back through crappy phone audio picking up more of the people around than the band.People at gigs who stand still with their arms folded and side eye people dancing next to them.
I went to see The King Blues years and years ago, when they were just getting popular with the "mainstream", and me and my mates walked up to the front before they came on, to hear a voice behind us:People at gigs who stand still with their arms folded and side eye people dancing next to them.