Really minor annoyances

[Georgewhitt]

Statham, definitely a Statham.

Denzel.

 

[Uncle Junior]

When young uns say ‘day drinking’. It’s just having a pint to the rest of us.

 

[Harry Gates]

Super.
Cheeky.

 

[BiG]

Gender reveal parties. Fuck off with that shit, no-one cares you attention-seeking pricks

I know a lad who revealed his gender at a party once and his prick was definitely seeking attention.

 

[Uncle Junior]

When the MIL has been and doesn’t put the cushions back after rearranging them to suit her sitting position

 

[smoker]

£2 for air to put about 5 psi in one tyre.

You're takin too much stuff, or you've been breeding like a rabbit and got owa many sprogs.

I've only got two bairns and a wife. If you do self catering you need more than just cases.

 

[Georgewhitt]

I've only got two bairns and a wife. If you do self catering you need more than just cases.

People who take jocular posts too seriously.

 

[smoker]

People who take jocular posts too seriously.

I don't take it seriously, just exploring your theory. My bairn took all her shite to uni in a super mini with a roofbox which saved me a 150 mile round trip.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

People who listen to classic rock stations

Without irony

 

[Georgewhitt]

I don't take it seriously, just exploring your theory. My bairn took all her shite to uni in a super mini with a roofbox which saved me a 150 mile round trip.

I don't have "a theory" man.

I'm just taking the piss.

And you're making it funnier.

See post #3107

 

[Big Jeff]

People who say they are going “travelling” when they mean they are going on their holidays.

Travelling is not 10 nights in Benalmedina. Full board!

 

[Becs]

When the MIL has been and doesn’t put the cushions back after rearranging them to suit her sitting position

Ex-MIL was super strict about cushion positions and she had those frilly lace things over the back of the cushions, the seats and the arms of the settee. Had to try and sit perfectly still to try and not dislodge things and the minute you stood up, she dived right in to straighten everything back up again.

 

[Georgewhitt]

Ex-MIL was super strict about cushion positions and she had those frilly lace things over the back of the cushions, the seats and the arms of the settee. Had to try and sit perfectly still to try and not dislodge things and the minute you stood up, she dived right in to straighten everything back up again.

Antimacassars

 

[Becs]

Antimacassars

I never knew they were called that!

 

[DaveH]

When young uns say ‘day drinking’. It’s just having a pint to the rest of us.

Similarly road trip.

To a young un, I did a bit of a road trip yesterday. To me, I drove home from my mams.

 

[Georgewhitt]

I never knew they were called that!

Everyday's a schoolday.

 

[c032745y]

I never knew they were called that!

I'm sure it was something to do with keeping hair product off your couch...

 

[Mousehold Mackem]

Antimacassars

What are these "macassars" that people are so anti about?

 

[Big Jeff]

What are these "macassars" that people are so anti about?

It’s oil you smear on your hair to make you look lush

The oil used to rub off on ya settee so they made anti Macassars to stop it staining ya cushions

 

[Mousehold Mackem]

It’s oil you smear on your hair to make you look lush

The oil used to rub off on ya settee so they made anti Macassars to stop it staining ya cushions

TVM. Every day etc etc.