Real life superpowers

[CatRyan]

Yeh mate. I'm no Jarvis though. I can sing the songs but have my own very individual style of stage moves

Sod off laughing @CatRyan

irrepressible joy unbounded mate

 

[roker beach]

I can waggle my ears, does that count? Never been much use in reality.

 

[Harry Gates]

I can waggle my ears, does that count? Never been much use in reality.

And possibly started several cyclones in the south china sea.

 

[AlpineExile]

I can lick my own eyebrows, does that count?

 

[RichB]

Meet people with real-life superpowers scientists just can't explain

We have all wondered what superpower we would like to have given the chance, but never think we will actually have one. Meet the people who show you what the human race can really do.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Is this not just a list of Billy Bullshitters . Most of them should be on that thread that was on here the other week.

 

[AlpineExile]

Ah, breatharians. I remember the one who got knocked over on an Alpine road, but also the one who was caught sneaking out to scoff big macs whilst under observation.

Meet people with real-life superpowers scientists just can't explain

We have all wondered what superpower we would like to have given the chance, but never think we will actually have one. Meet the people who show you what the human race can really do.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Not like your beloved Daily Mail to be gullible, like:

"Some breatharians have submitted themselves to medical testing, including a hospital's observation of Indian mystic Prahlad Jani appearing to survive without food or water for 15 days. However, the hospital Jani attended has not published official documentation about the event"

 

[BigPete]

I can lick my own eyebrows, does that count?

To lasses maybe

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

I can fly. Until I hit the ground.

 

[seahamstar]

You know when you look at a street light on a night and squint your eyes and the light looks like it's lasering about all over the place?

I thought I was doing that for real and was the only person who could do it until I was about 12

What, so you can do it too?

 

[Gene Hunt]

I have super smell. I can smell bullshit from a mile off and this article stinks of it.

 

[MackemBob]

I can lick my own eyebrows, does that count?

Only if you aren’t a giraffe.

 

[Dash riprock]

Ah, breatharians. I remember the one who got knocked over on an Alpine road, but also the one who was caught sneaking out to scoff big macs whilst under observation.


Not like your beloved Daily Mail to be gullible, like:

"Some breatharians have submitted themselves to medical testing, including a hospital's observation of Indian mystic Prahlad Jani appearing to survive without food or water for 15 days. However, the hospital Jani attended has not published official documentation about the event"

The indian gady doesnt drink but "takes water in through a hole in the roof of his mouth while gargling ". These swamis learn all kinds of body control tricks so i reckon hes learned to swallow and gargle at the same time .
Hats of to them anyway though what they learn to do passes normal human control . I saw one that log rolled himself from the south of india to a temple in the Himalayas .Every day, all day, rolling on the ground for months. Torture.

 

[Iballistic George]

I can take a pen or pencil and make it bend by holding one end and waving it up and down. When I stop it's back to being a solid thing that can't bend.

 

[mux]

What, so you can do it too?

If we both done it at the same time I'm not sure the world could cope.