Rats in garden

[AstroSchwarz]

Big issue or not?

Seems to be using our garden to get under next doors decking (gap in the fence at the bottom).

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Let them into your kitchen, at least you then have a song you can sing about it

 

[mcq10]

Get some traps set up quick.

They breed quickly and spread disease.

Had the same problem with my neighbour and their decking and apple tree which they never lift the falling apples.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

put some Capybara shite down

 

[Ned Land]

Buy some mink.

 

[waddy999]

…or collect their excrement and make ratshit screwdrivers!
+ =

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Get a jack Russell. Not the ex cricketer.

 

[Jon Dough]

Buy some mink.

Never fails

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[look out piano]

Let them into your kitchen, at least you then have a song you can sing about it

Woah woah woah yeah.......

 

[brains]

Hoy a load of poison down and they will migrate to another neighbour's garden.

 

[Ned Land]

Never fails

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Those dogs are class.

 

[Gene Hunt]

Get a cat, the only rodents you’ll find in your back garden will be dead ones at the back door.

 

[Mantobar]

Airgun

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Get yourself a cat that grew up on a farm. Not some pampered pussy that uses a litter tray, a real killer.

Or a barn owl

And stop making your own compost, it's the number one thing that attracts rats into your garden

 

[Guitar Man]

Let them into your kitchen, at least you then have a song you can sing about it

Then pack in your job on Monday and you'll have the 'B' side.

 

[Gene Hunt]

Get yourself a cat that grew up on a farm. Not some pampered pussy that uses a litter tray, a real killer.

Or a barn owl

And stop making your own compost, it's the number one thing that attracts rats into your garden

All cats are real killers. One of mine likes to eat the heads as a trophy. Regularly find headless mice dotted around the garden.

 

[Binxy]

Buy a lion.
It's shit is also useful I've heard.

 

[CW7]

Get a cat, the only rodents you’ll find in your back garden will be dead ones at the back door.

Yep, we’ve had two so far this year, not sure where she is killing them, but it must be hard graft her bringing them back to us! The rats were bigger than her!

 

[faith brothers]

Get a cat, the only rodents you’ll find in your back garden will be dead ones at the back door.

And the dirty bastard cats!

 

[mackem1989]

Get a jack Russell. Not the ex cricketer.

To be fair I think he would be good at catching rats