Random quotes from TV shows that you like or amuse you....

[Junior Birdman]

"Runks! Killing an innocent monkey in the name of getting some poon! Is nothing sacred?"

Hank Moody - Californication.

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

'It's a sewing machine, it's a sewing machine.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh'

 

[PinzaC55]

When Columbo says to the murderer "Suppose it was you ?"

 

[Copalis]

A few in this dialogue always makes me chuckle
'what a prick!" and "Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like f***ing Shaft!"

 

[Select coaches]

Lovely bit of squirrel

 

[southstander]

Can’t believe it hasn’t come up yet! “Don’t tell him your name Pike”

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

 

[jcrossan]

Don't mention the war.

 

[Two million voices]

Krycek: "You must be losing it, Mulder. I can beat you with one hand."

Mulder: "Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?"

[Krycek cocks gun] "If those were my last words, I can do better."

 

[RossTheNinja]

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Krycek: "You must be losing it, Mulder. I can beat you with one hand."

Mulder: "Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?"

[Krycek cocks gun] "If those were my last words, I can do better."

Mulder had some good lines. Once a career asked him "Don't you want to live forever?" And he replied "Not if drawstring pants come back in style..."

 

[GMac]

'Who Loves you Baby' Kojak

 

[InsomniacAttack]

Lovely bit of squirrel

Crimble crumble

Shalom Jackie
Loads from Peep Show:

"tell you what, that crack is moreish"
"the secret ingredient is crime"
"people like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you cant trust them Jeremy"

 

[Sunderland Til I Cry]

You call that a knife……..

 

[HeaderDownBrown]

I'm like the man who singlehandedly built the rocket and went to the moon. What was his name, Apollo Creed? - Homer J Simpson​

 

[JonnotheMackem]

“Do you know 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That’s what you are to me.”

 

[a1970man]

In your face space coyote - Simpsons where homer eats hallucinogenic chilli peppers

How dare you - Phoenix nights (in that voice)

"Chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna, prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and nine poppadoms." Gavin and Stacey

 

[hank williams]

You stupid boy Dad's army

Rip pike he's just died

 

[Jap Stammer]

'Would you like to come back to our hut?'

 

[hank williams]

'Would you like to come back to our hut?'

You trying to tell me I'm half bloody German