No, not really, but I worry this will lead us down a boring conversation where you misattribute and misrepresent what I've said, to attack it. This is a common logical fallacy referred to as a Strawman.
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You do realise you've just accused him of a strawman argument by fabricating a conversation that never happened, without even the slightest trace of irony? You utter f***ing clownshoe