Racist berk on the train

[Latka Gravas]

No offence meant marra.

Nah I was only joking

 

[kossoff]

Was he reading the Daily Mail?

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Racist on a train is the sequel to snakes on a plane.

Snakes With Tits On A Plane -

Samuel L Jackson is forced to confront the latent misogyny in African-American street culture but becomes a better, more inclusive person as a result

 

[GK]

There was a bloke with a tatooed face openly boffing gas on the metro a couple of months back. He was telling all and sundry how much he hated heroin addicts. It turns out that he had a hammer and knife in his bag and was on his way to beat a heroin dealer up who sold smack to his lass.

He was arrested at hebburn and not once did i consider confronting the utter psychopath.

 

[Tommasi]

Saw a bloke at battle hill shops in the summer. He was walking around with his top off and had a massive fuck off swastika on his chest ala American History X. Stayed well clear of the lovely chap.

Half a head of ginger hair. Double denimed reet up. One massive front tooth.

I think I used to work with him by that description Nickname was Juanita.

 

[Epping]

Berk... a great word by the OP