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Questions From Newcastle Fans

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Hi, i'm from a Newcastle forum and we like to ask opposition fans a set of questions to use in our pre match build up. We are very grateful to anybody who takes the time to complete these. The questions are:

1 – Do you think that you will stay up this season?
2 – Unfortunately Adam Johnson will probably get some abuse with people assuming he is guilty. Should he have been protected and not play again until it's all cleared up either way?
3 – If you stay up will Advocaat sign on long term?
4 – Was it the right decision to relieve Poyet of his duties?
5 – If you could have one football player, past or present, live in your spare room who would it be and why?
6 – Who do you think will be the three clubs to get relegated? And who will make up the top four?
7 – If your club was a biscuit, what biscuit would it be? And why would it be that biscuit?
8 – How important is the derby in terms of your season?
9 – Will the North East ever have successful sides again?
10 – Scoreline prediction?

7.Ginger piss biscuit
 
Some questions back-

1 Had you heard of Newcastle United before Kevin Keegan's arrival?

2 where do you buy your bedsheets?

3 have you ever had toothache in the vicinity of a police horse?

4 How gutted were you when you had already won the Premiership but fucked it up and handed it to Man U?

5 are you bored to tears by your post Christmas form and can only stay awake by having pointless clapping sessions at designated points of the game?

6 do you understand the washing instructions on your dismal grey wonga away shirt?

7 have you got any friends or do you need to visit your biggest rivals fans forum in a misguided attempt to find some?

8 do you agree Steven Taylor is a twat whose looks were improved when his head collided with the goalpost?

9 are you taking pleasure from Crystal Palace's resurgance under the manager you hounded out?

10 do you understand the phrase Fuck right off you black n white bastard?


You will start to become a smb favourite. ..and you could take that how you like..you have lived in sunderland 25 years but from accrington...but not much of a north east accent yet ;-)
 
You will start to become a smb favourite. ..and you could take that how you like..you have lived in sunderland 25 years but from accrington...but not much of a north east accent yet ;)
Go and see to your flock!
Im 52 i'm a bit old for grooming:oops:
Ive been to Preston today for work. They talk nowt like me:)
 
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