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Put a flat earthier into space


But we're not talking about curved sticks, we we're talking about the distance between two points.
Swrve it all you want but you know what I'm talking about.
So airline pilots calculate distance taking into account a global curve that according to you doesn't exist in the first place.
Sorry I don't understand?
As @DaveH Said, what about boats, after all water is completely flat?
I missed this bit.
Let's take a look at boats.
 
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So they don't take it into account, so the distances are correct?
Why did you say you accepted the distances are correct in the first place.
I genuinely don't know now if you do or you don't 🤣
And of course if we pick 2 places with water between them the distances are errmmmm, the same anyway, because errmmm water level.

Seems to think we measure distances between places as if we travel through the earth to get there 😂😂😂
 
So they don't take it into account, so the distances are correct?
Why did you say you accepted the distances are correct in the first place.
I genuinely don't know now if you do or you don't 🤣
I didn't say any distances were correct. I said I accept what you're saying.
 
Swrve it all you want but you know what I'm talking about.
The irony!
I'm swerving nothing here and am well aware of what's being discussed. We moved on from sticks in the ground months ago and they were proving you wrong on a different matter anyway.
If we measure the distance from point to point on a globe, which we do, because we live on a globe, that gives us one distance and it's not going to change if you flatten the globe out into a 2D map.
 
Yet you don't accept travelled distances between those cities I put up.
Take away the curved paths and it'll be fine.
Why didn't you dispute them before you produced your map?
No need to dispute anything. I know the Earth is not a globe and I offered you a setup of distances based on taking out the curve.
Why say you CAN make a flat map work with these known distances.
I did.
You have failed dramatically.
In your mind which is fine.
The irony!
I'm swerving nothing here and am well aware of what's being discussed. We moved on from sticks in the ground months ago and they were proving you wrong on a different matter anyway.
If we measure the distance from point to point on a globe, which we do, because we live on a globe, that gives us one distance and it's not going to change if you flatten the globe out into a 2D map.
Of course, it would change.
 
Take away the curved paths and it'll be fine.

No need to dispute anything. I know the Earth is not a globe and I offered you a setup of distances based on taking out the curve.

I did.

In your mind which is fine.
What curved paths?
I'm talking distances drove, sailed, flew by people in real life, they have to be accurate.
A plane that flies from Newcastle to Manchester will register miles the same as if it flew to Portugal.
Why didn't you dispute the distances before you tried (and failed) to produce a map.
Do you have an alternative list of distances between all of these cities and more, you must have surely or how do you know what your world looks like? Can you post some?
How come some distances will be short yet others too long, surely it must be one rule across the board for "removing the curve"
What about distances strictly over flat unhindered water? On your map you wouldn't cross any land masses to get from Australia to South america or then on to South Africa, all across perfectly flat water so why don't they work?
 
Of course, it would change.
Stick a pin in London on a globe. Tie a bit of string to that and pin the other end into another city. That gives you the distance between the two cities. It cannot change.
A piece of string is a piece of string.
As you insist on the monumental fuckwittery of dispensing with the known globe and replacing it with ANYthing else, your map simple HAS to show the same distance between those two and all others or else it's a pointless piece of crap.
You could take the longitude and latitude of any two cities and use geometry to figure out the straight-line distance between the two. Easy enough with two, but you have to be able to do it with every single place on the planet. You cant. Even in your diagram from a couple of pages back you somehow managed to put Japan to the north west of Australia which seems a bit off.


Oh wait.... geometry doesn't exist does it? Silly me.
 
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Stick a pin in London on a globe. Tie a bit of string to that and pin the other end into another city. That gives you the distance between the two cities. It cannot change.
A piece of string is a piece of string.
As you insist on the monumental fuckwittery of dispensing with the known globe and replacing it with ANYthing else, your map simple HAS to show the same distance between those two and all others or else it's a pointless piece of crap.
You could take the longitude and latitude of any two cities and use geometry to figure out the straight-line distance between the two. Easy enough with two, but you have to be able to do it with every single place on the planet. You cant. Even in your diagram from a couple of pages back you somehow managed to put Japan to the north west of Australia which seems a bit off.


Oh wait.... geometry doesn't exist does it? Silly me.
no such thing as right angles you utter moron
 
I just cant seem to shake off that actual reality mindset and get with the everyone's an idiot narrative.
they aren't idiots, they just follow set narratives and follow the story all laid out for them. no need to think outside the box on something so utterly mundane as the shape of the planet when they have bills to pay and kids to feed. It's probably good that 99.9% of who's ever lived lives in this ignorance as the levels of paranoia on mass if they knew the globe cover up and mass conspiracy, they wouldn't get any work done
 
What curved paths?
I'm talking distances drove, sailed, flew by people in real life, they have to be accurate.
You're never going to get anything accurate if you offer a curved path for a straight and level direction, as simple as that.
A plane that flies from Newcastle to Manchester will register miles the same as if it flew to Portugal.
Yes, it will but the real issue here is not the so-called northern hemisphere but the so-called southern hemisphere and distances and it's this that I have the major issues with in terms of miles offered.
Why didn't you dispute the distances before you tried (and failed) to produce a map.
I don't think I failed. I think I did fine.
Do you have an alternative list of distances between all of these cities and more, you must have surely or how do you know what your world looks like? Can you post some?
I've done enough for you and got back exactly what I guessed so forgive me if I don't offer you anything else on this because it doesn't gain you anything and it certainly doesn't solve anything, other than your belief that a flat map cannot be accurately made from a globe model, which we all knew anyway.
How come some distances will be short yet others too long, surely it must be one rule across the board for "removing the curve"
The distance of the curve would alter things.
What about distances strictly over flat unhindered water?
But the same thing applies. A curved ocean. It's so ridiculous but there you go.
So the same thing would need to apply.
On your map you wouldn't cross any land masses to get from Australia to South america or then on to South Africa, all across perfectly flat water so why don't they work?

Your distances all offer a convex curvature, so we are arguing it from that point.
Stick a pin in London on a globe. Tie a bit of string to that and pin the other end into another city. That gives you the distance between the two cities. It cannot change.
A piece of string is a piece of string.
Of course, it can't change, on your globe but it would if the distance was leveled.
 
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I don't have a magic ice wall.

You really do. It's mirrored in such a way that reflections from the projector are stunningly perfect and somehow never distort no matter the distance from the projector, angle of the dome at that point, or whether or not a bit has just fallen off in a random direction to create the illusion of shooting stars, while also somehow preventing any reflection occurring of the land and sea below it. Oh, and the bits falling off that give the illusion of shooting stars have no reflection either. MAGIC.
 
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You really do. It's mirrored in such a way that reflections from the projector are stunningly perfect and somehow never distort no matter the distance from the projector, angle of the dome at that point, or whether or not a bit has just fallen off in a random direction to create the illusion of shooting stars, while somehow preventing any reflection occurring of the land and sea below it. Oh, and the bits falling off that give the illusion of shooting stars have no reflection either. MAGIC.
Maybe if you'd paid more attention you wouldn't then need to offer what you yhave.
 
Of course, it can't change, on your globe but it would if the distance was leveled.
Exactly how?

The string is just a measured bit of string of a set length, the cities are a known distance apart as measured on the globe, change that to a flat map projection and the distance has to be the same. Even your curved stick is still the same stick when straightened out.
 
You're never going to get anything accurate if you offer a curved path for a straight and level direction, as simple as that.

Yes, it will but the real issue here is not the so-called northern hemisphere but the so-called southern hemisphere and distances and it's this that I have the major issues with in terms of miles offered.

I don't think I failed. I think I did fine.

I've done enough for you and got back exactly what I guessed so forgive me if I don't offer you anything else on this because it doesn't gain you anything and it certainly doesn't solve anything, other than your belief that a flat map cannot be accurately made from a globe model, which we all knew anyway.

The distance of the curve would alter things.

But the same thing applies. A curved ocean. It's so ridiculous but there you go.
So the same thing would need to apply.


Your distances all offer a convex curvature, so we are arguing it from that point.
You're not getting it are you, are you a moron?
Forget about a globe, OK, forget it.
A plane flies from Newcastle to London or someone drives that journey, the plane or car will register x miles, the same vehicle does the same to Portugal (which I've drove) nobody alters the mileometers on planes or cars depending on where they are going or in which hemisphere, keep extending that further, quantas may fly between 2 destinations in the southern hemisphere, they may go from southern to northern using the same plane, they don't alter the plane and the way they measure the miles, we know how far places are actually apart on our world no matter what shape, you say its flat so nothing to take into account or asjust in your world.
So why are the distances actually travelled and measured incorrect to you?
Or as I say do you have an alternative flat earth list of miles between cities? You must have surely if you know how to map it, pop them up?
 
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