Princess or 'wanabee' porn star?

[Barry Homeowner]

OP must be absolutely blotto again

 

[CatRyan]

What you wore is of no concern to the majority, what she did was.

Don't think it was like

Difficult wank?

My next is going to be... Going for my 4th of the day

 

[Goat Eyes]

Don't think it was like



My next is going to be... Going for my 4th of the day

Think of me, you’ll be reet.

 

[What A Waster]

OP is Victorian Dad from the Viz

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Demure? Why should she be demure for a start.
That dress is corsetted and lined and full length and full skirted. I think that is demure... You should have seen what I was wearing last night mate

Can't believe no ones asked for pics yet, this place man...

 

[zwartekat]

OP following his standard pattern of a period of relative sanity ended by a completely demented brain fart.

 

[AlpineExile]

Is the OP going to share his wedding photos?

 

[CatRyan]

Think of me, you’ll be reet.

Too late, 4th turned out to not be so difficult.... I'll think of you on number 5

 

[Skandhaless]

I just think she takes after her mother but you decide.

Princess Eugenie Debuts Second Wedding Dress By Zac Posen for Royal Wedding Reception in Official Portraits

Gay post for an old feller, princesses and couture

Is the OP going to share his wedding photos?

I wish I knew how to post pictures, I might even accept the lifer

 

[Secret Visage]

Marvellous

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

I find the fact you browse Elle Magazine more disturbing

 

[Slow joe]

Worst porn ever.

 

[humbug]

I find the fact you browse Elle Magazine more disturbing

i was thinking the same.

 

[ilovehorswill]

I think Princess Diana was a bigger whore no?

I like Fergie and this wedding actually looks like a laugh.

I don't understand how a full length corsetted full skirted dress make Eugenie appear in anyway like a porn star either

Wishful thinking on behalf of OP there

If you know him it's easy to understand how things went awry in his fevered little brain

 

[The King of Um]

Woman wears shoulder to floor length dress on her wedding day.

Old man who chose to move to Thailand calls her a whore.

Says nothing about the woman in the photo, everything about the person who started the thread. Vile, sweaty-palmed misogyny. Imagine how he treats the women in his life.

 

[Deleted member 27897]

I have really not been a fan of the latest "Royal wedding" and I really dislike the fanfare around Eugenie... but the OP

 

[The Muffin Man]

Her mother is a slapper. I can't honestly understand why the wedding was some kind of national event. She must be about 15th in line to the throne. A Z list royal.

Prince Charles is the bigger slapper mind, shagging a horse behind his wifes back.

 

[AlpineExile]

Prince Charles is the bigger slapper mind, shagging a horse behind his wifes back.

According to the Germans he's hung like one, so it makes sense.

 

[Teed]

Just another in a long line of parasites.

 

[Slow joe]

Just another in a long line of parasites.

Normally I'd say leave the OP alone but in this instance I think you're bang on.