Pheonix Nights

[wearsidemicky]

Need a good laugh at work. Whats the best quotes weve got ?
Max and paddy
pheonix nights ETC

 

[skeleton breath]

' i gonna get bummed'

 

[Matt Hopkins]

I'm getting the word........................

 

[a1970man]

How Dare you!
Woah woah woah sweet child 'o mine whats going on here?
Get back ya bastard I'll break your legs
How far away are they?
Send the buggers back
Oh the things I'm gonna do to you
Come get your black bin bags on offer till December

etc etc etc

 

[wearsidemicky]

Brain Potter on the front , Brain Potter on the back

 

[Epping]

Come get your black bin bags .

Phoenix btw

 

[Dennis]

Is that the Fonz?

 

[Wilfy]

Come get your black bin bags .

Phoenix btw

Kinell, this must be a real low for the OP, being corrected on spelling by you!

 

[RokerLegend]

Walking on the Moon - get it down

 

[Boot Cleaner]

You must have shit yourself.

Thanks, mouth!

 

[Hyltons finest]

You must have shit yourself.

Thanks, mouth!

What’s that smell?

 

[wearsidemicky]

You must have shit yourself.

Thanks, mouth!

Youve broke me door youve broke me door

 

[Boot Cleaner]

Come get your black bin bags .

Phoenix btw

In the episodes they do shirts after the fire and it says Pheonix... So either OP was clever or thick

 

[SR7]

I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shit house

 

[Keawyeds]

It's a 20 foot cock and balls man! It don't look like nothing else!

 

[Alpha P]

"I don't know if you've noticed"
"Just before we crack on"
"Never mind that smell, just get me down"
"That's not Sammy Snake, that's a love length"

 

[Gobuchul]

Covered in piss...

 

[Space Hopper]

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[Grimes]

Garlic bread !

 

[Junior Birdman]

You are the wind beneath my wheels.