Performance Domain update from club

[Raven5]

Mental we've gone from League One with fans installing seats to swiping Dortmund's Head of Performance.
In a few years.

Crazy time.
But i liiiiiiiike it.

We're really going for it, only extreme bad luck can prevent us to play in Europe in the next 3 years.

 

[Unbalanced Views]

Absolutely world-class stakeholder acquisition strategy here from the club. Love to see them doubling down on cross functional performance bandwidth and leveraging international best practice to future-proof our competitive advantage within the performance domain space.

Shad and Luke’s onboarding represents a serious upgrade to the club’s human capital portfolio, while the nutrition and soft-tissue verticals will ensure end-to-end optimisation of the athlete value chain. By aligning infrastructure, personnel, and cultural DNA into one cohesive high-performance operating model, we're showing we're here for the long term view.

Huge kudos to the leadership team for executing such a seamless talent integration roadmap, the ROI on resilience, recovery, and readiness will be exponential.

I’m copying that into my work email templates

 

[tunstall birdman]

Get Jermaine Defo recruited there anarl, so we can call it 'Domain Defo'.


TAXI FOR TB!!

 

[riffraff]

i remember you first said it in 1982



said for years we needed a soft tissue therapist

Soft Tissue Therapist had my eyebrows raising anarl.

I’m copying that into my work email templates

Loadashite innit.

 

[Unbalanced Views]

Soft Tissue Therapist had my eyebrows raising anarl.

Loadashite innit.

My lot love a meaningless jumble of sexy words.

 

[Onlyfoolsrushin]

Note to self: Don't do any Soft Tissue Therapy jokes.

 

[T0adSAFC]

I love that font we use. The one where it says CLICK TO READ on the image in the OP. It's used on most of the social output.

I think its 'Robson Bold'

 

[HABA87]

I think its 'Robson Bold'

Cheers, looks like it.

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[bakumackem]

Any chance they can stop players getting injured in training.

Where is BSA’s ice bath
Any chance they can stop players getting injured in training.

Where is BSA’s ice bath

 

[nelford_safc]

We're really going for it, only extreme bad luck can prevent us to play in Europe in the next 3 years.

Not supported Sunderland for long?

 

[David M]

'Soft tissue therapist' sounds like an alternative name for a sex worker tbf.

 

[Daniels]

What message do you think is being missed?

We are aiming for staff who have been in big European clubs. KLD wants us in Europe.

 

[David M]

The lad in the corner with the jumper on

Martin Woods doing his best Winnie the Pooh impression.

 

[The Great MES]

i remember you first said it in 1982



said for years we needed a soft tissue therapist

Didn't Judas Russell fill that role when we were last in the Prem but got let go when the money ran out?

 

[RTGAdmin]

Can anyone of them answer a phone?

Phones and good customer service are so last century. Its all about (useless) AI chatbots now.

 

[ChrisAshley]

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[Tomma]

Get Jermaine Defo recruited there anarl, so we can call it 'Domain Defo'.


TAXI FOR TB!!

And Domainic Matteo while we're at it