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pardew talking shite again

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I look a it differently. We won the game by going out to win it, a strange concept I know but it's the way forward. It wasn't a "sucker punch", that would be smacking that cunt right in the kisser. You'd have to get it surgically removed due to the vacuum. He's like f***ing Garfield the Cat, lick those lips and he'll stick to the back window of the car for years
 

A bit from The Guardian,

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, the result well deserved by virtue of scoring more goals than their opponents - the only criterion for judging. As it happens, they also created the better chances, even if Newcastle applied more nondescript pressure, and the winner was crafted and converted with superb composure and precision.

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Pardew subbed and left the midfield weak
That and Taylor thinking he would be the hero of the day so decided to play up from for the last 10 mins played into our hands

Pardew can't blame any of his players, he created it, cheers Alan
 
squashjoe said:
A bit from The Guardian,

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, the result well deserved by virtue of scoring more goals than their opponents - the only criterion for judging. As it happens, they also created the better chances, even if Newcastle applied more nondescript pressure, and the winner was crafted and converted with superb composure and precision.

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That piece in the Guardian is spot on, why other journalists can't watch a game of football and report the facts instead of trying to create some bit of literacy genius and generally failing is beyond me.
 
mr chuckles said:
its true though mate he comes out with this shite so that the toon army think WELL I HEES REET LIKE THE ANLY REESON THA MAKUM CUNTS BEET US LIKE IS COS WE WA THE ANLY TEEM LUKING FOR THA WIN LIKE THA PARKED THA BUS LIKE MAN
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I hope it works on them and Ashley and they think they are good enough to finish mid table and sell a couple of players in the transfer window. Could be fun!
 
Market Where? said:
I hope it works on them and Ashley and they think they are good enough to finish mid table and sell a couple of players in the transfer window. Could be fun!
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Is this the start of the winter of discontent for the unwashed, I think this result will eat away at them for the Christmas period, come the new year we will again have to save Pardew, watch for the online pole ladies and gents!!! FTM :)
 
Even your own supporters dont agree Alan

The derby's too big for this manager. He doesn't understand the club or the region. He's not as good tactically as his ego tells him he is.

Sunderland had the better chances, Newcastle had the possession and generally did little with it.

Two of the three carthorses of the apocalypse (Iron Mike, Gouff, Tiote) were on the pitch so not a complete surprise. Alnwick did reasonably well, our defence looks like it lacks any sort of pace if Dummett is LB and ultimately this and Pardew's tactics/subs cost us.

Hugely disappointed that there wasn't a Stevie Fistpumps sighting when he came back on the pitch and it may have just been me but Wickham seemed to guide him into the post. Old Colo turned up, getting to the stage in his career where three games in a week is beyond him.

Gouff did nothing, as usual, asides two things of note, another blind backwards pass that almost set them up and for 60 seconds deciding to play centre forward, then he got subbed. In that time he had two chances. Funny what happens when you throw men forward Alan.

Yet again we played 4-2-3-1 and it didn't work, we haven't scored in the first 30 minutes of a game and we're not going to when Perez is the only player in the opposition half. We pushed a few forward in the second half and got to grips with the game but by then Wickham should have scored, Fletcher almost scored and in the second half we wriggled for a couple of chances and fired them straight at the keeper and he made two good saves from long distance. At the other end our defence/midfield parted and of the three gilt edged chances, Sunderland eventually scored one. Difference in the game was creating full chances versus half chances, we got out rope-a-doped.

Sammy's been successfully Pardewed and is now a defensive winger. His control was abysmal but there again he's always hit and miss. Only Pardew can answer why we didn't attack someone who found out they were playing LB about 20 minutes before kick off. We just don't play with right wingers.

Tiote was terrible, his passing was never his forte and now actively holds the team up. He has the most touches and does the least with them, it's way past his time to go and we'll be lucky to get the 3.5m we paid for him now. It's no surprise that with Tiote and Gouff doing his invisible role, we resort to hoof ball. Also no surprise when there's only one option in the opposition half.

Colback may not have played well but he spotted that we were in danger when Sissoko lost the ball. How he did this was down to a complete lack of support. We had 6 in the box, Sissoko with the ball and three covering. He had no one to pass to because they were all ahead of him and the defenders were too far away. Still, impressive football brain to see the danger by Colback, pity no one took a booking for the team and stopped that break.

The goal that they scored seemed to be a result of our midweek "endeavours" but tbh they could have had four, they sliced through us almost at will with long diagonal balls against our full backs or when our midfield pushed on and using the space they left behind. When he took Tiote off he'd gone from one of the most defensive home formations ever to all out attack.

Apparently there's no middle ground.

Pardew is just another average manager at the biggest club he'll ever manage and managing to put another underperforming team on the pitch. His defensive football is akin to Sam Allardyce. Pardew sits with all those British managers - Allardyce, Steve Bruce, Harry Redknapp, Mark Hughes, Neil Warnock, Nigel Pearson.

They all had some kind of professional experience, they all play a fairly similar style of play (asides to some extent Redknapp), they all have a defensive first mentality and they all have achieved very little managerially, asides the odd promotion.

I've got no doubt that Leicester will turn us over in the FA Cup, we're injured, jaded and devoid of ideas. Just another waste of time season under a waste of time manager following the instructions of a waste of time owner.

December-May finding 17 points to stay in the cashcow Premiership. Enough to get anyone's juice flowing.
 
mr chuckles said:
his interview after the game
we over committed on the goal WHAT THE FUCK ARE U ON ABOUT MAN WE SCORED FROM YOUR CORNER KICK A STANDARD CORNER KICK. YOU HAD 2 MEN BACK DEFENDING LIKE MOST TEAMS DO ON A f***ing CORNER YOU WANKER
it wasn't like you were throwing everything at us in that last moment looking for that heroic win ffs I keep hearing/ reading/watching Newcastle lost it in trying to win it GO AND GET FUCKED it was just a case of your corner was shit and we were f***ing superb at scoring from it
merry Christmas to u all from the chuckles household
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Translation......


" Listen ap you fik Norvern monkeys ! It wasn't my fackin' fault alright ! Now fack off dahn the pub while I take your wife ap the wrong 'un ! "
 
Why has there always got to be an excuse with these black and white cunts, you were beat ya sad bastards, take it like a man and move on, It's more of a level playing field these days, gone are the days when you were paying £15 million for one player and we were recruiting from the lower divisions, but of course! that was no excuse for us back in the day, was it, no, no, you's just deserved it, wankers!
 
spin doctor pardew at it again - we must bring out a t-shirt with pardew on it saying "not my fault" .................he is a slimeball, and i hope the skunks keep him for years as he is crap.
 
Teed said:
Why has there always got to be an excuse with these black and white cunts, you were beat ya sad bastards, take it like a man and move on, It's more of a level playing field these days, gone are the days when you were paying £15 million for one player and we were recruiting from the lower divisions, but of course! that was no excuse for us back in the day, was it, no, no, you's just deserved it, wankers!
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You been taking your medication Marra ? :lol:
 
MOTD fell for his shite like. We only scored because Tiote wasn't there to cover apparently. They completely failed to mention that we'd been carving chances out all game even when he was on.
 
the basic facts are he, and a large number of the jawdee nayshun, simply cannot comprehend the fact that the club that they go to significant lengths to remind everyone they aren't bothered about now owns them in derby games. Their superiority complex has taken a huge battering and they need to hear soothing words, words which justify the loss.....Pardews 'we did it trying to win', beardsleys similar comments and Janmaats bollocks about deserving a draw are all designed to deflect and distract and let them think that the result was some kind of amazing fluke.

Simple fact is lads in the latest derby games they haven't even been close to getting a result against us, and a large number of them, pardew included, can't handle that fact.
 
Johnson in my book must take massive credit for the win by not only scoring the winner but the way he kept his stride and balance at the half way line against Sissoka (class player) and then getting in position to finish superbly. That finish was superb and will give him the confidence to try all sorts of shit in the coming weeks and I reckon he could end up being player of the season.
 
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It didn't pay off for them but judging by substitutions alone they did commit themselves by trying to win the game. Pardew mugged again. :D
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Based on his not playing or bringing on Cisse ahead of Ameiobi and Armstrong, your argument falls to bits though.
 
As his scouts should have told him we don't concede from corners these days they were all wasting their time in our box anyway.;)
 
Great quote from Winners and Losers column on Football365.com

Losers

Alan Pardew

On the plus side, he's the first Newcastle manager to survive four successive defeats to Sunderland. On the down side, that's because it has never happened before.
 
brisbanemackem said:
Even your own supporters dont agree Alan

The derby's too big for this manager. He doesn't understand the club or the region. He's not as good tactically as his ego tells him he is.

Sunderland had the better chances, Newcastle had the possession and generally did little with it.

Two of the three carthorses of the apocalypse (Iron Mike, Gouff, Tiote) were on the pitch so not a complete surprise. Alnwick did reasonably well, our defence looks like it lacks any sort of pace if Dummett is LB and ultimately this and Pardew's tactics/subs cost us.

Hugely disappointed that there wasn't a Stevie Fistpumps sighting when he came back on the pitch and it may have just been me but Wickham seemed to guide him into the post. Old Colo turned up, getting to the stage in his career where three games in a week is beyond him.

Gouff did nothing, as usual, asides two things of note, another blind backwards pass that almost set them up and for 60 seconds deciding to play centre forward, then he got subbed. In that time he had two chances. Funny what happens when you throw men forward Alan.

Yet again we played 4-2-3-1 and it didn't work, we haven't scored in the first 30 minutes of a game and we're not going to when Perez is the only player in the opposition half. We pushed a few forward in the second half and got to grips with the game but by then Wickham should have scored, Fletcher almost scored and in the second half we wriggled for a couple of chances and fired them straight at the keeper and he made two good saves from long distance. At the other end our defence/midfield parted and of the three gilt edged chances, Sunderland eventually scored one. Difference in the game was creating full chances versus half chances, we got out rope-a-doped.

Sammy's been successfully Pardewed and is now a defensive winger. His control was abysmal but there again he's always hit and miss. Only Pardew can answer why we didn't attack someone who found out they were playing LB about 20 minutes before kick off. We just don't play with right wingers.

Tiote was terrible, his passing was never his forte and now actively holds the team up. He has the most touches and does the least with them, it's way past his time to go and we'll be lucky to get the 3.5m we paid for him now. It's no surprise that with Tiote and Gouff doing his invisible role, we resort to hoof ball. Also no surprise when there's only one option in the opposition half.

Colback may not have played well but he spotted that we were in danger when Sissoko lost the ball. How he did this was down to a complete lack of support. We had 6 in the box, Sissoko with the ball and three covering. He had no one to pass to because they were all ahead of him and the defenders were too far away. Still, impressive football brain to see the danger by Colback, pity no one took a booking for the team and stopped that break.

The goal that they scored seemed to be a result of our midweek "endeavours" but tbh they could have had four, they sliced through us almost at will with long diagonal balls against our full backs or when our midfield pushed on and using the space they left behind. When he took Tiote off he'd gone from one of the most defensive home formations ever to all out attack.

Apparently there's no middle ground.

Pardew is just another average manager at the biggest club he'll ever manage and managing to put another underperforming team on the pitch. His defensive football is akin to Sam Allardyce. Pardew sits with all those British managers - Allardyce, Steve Bruce, Harry Redknapp, Mark Hughes, Neil Warnock, Nigel Pearson.

They all had some kind of professional experience, they all play a fairly similar style of play (asides to some extent Redknapp), they all have a defensive first mentality and they all have achieved very little managerially, asides the odd promotion.

I've got no doubt that Leicester will turn us over in the FA Cup, we're injured, jaded and devoid of ideas. Just another waste of time season under a waste of time manager following the instructions of a waste of time owner.

December-May finding 17 points to stay in the cashcow Premiership. Enough to get anyone's juice flowing.
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not too bad but why start with all this 'he doesn't understand the club shite'? Is it written into a law somewhere if you're not born in th rvi you don't have a clue.
 
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