One thing you do that is one of your life's little luxuries?

[j.w]

Get a cotton bud, wet it into a sharp tip and put it in my ear

 

[Tex]

Get a cotton bud, wet it into a sharp tip and put it in my ear

Not recommended as you'll often just shove wax farther down the pipes.
A better idea is to dip it in rubbing alcohol. Still problies not recommended but the alcohol can dissolve the wax and with the warm air of a hairdryer can evaporate it away. Or at least break it down into crumbs that will easily rinse out.

You're welcome, Dr Tex!

 

[gizmoganzee]

A smoke outside on a warm , sunny morning!

 

[the flying graysons]

Pushing a kayak out into a flat calm sea with the sun just coming up.


That or hookers and blow. Can't decide

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Daydreaming

 

[TopCat]

Half an hour's peace from the mayhem in our roll top bath (the only bath I've ever been able to lie down properly in) with a cold beer and a book.

Generally this is a signal for one or both of the kids to need a dump though...

 

[zwartekat]

Daydreaming

This was on my first ever report from infant school. Boy, did they have the rest of my life sussed.

Edit: As an adult I discovered daydreaming on a train. Woah!

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

More like when your insides feel like they are burning, pain is cutting through your stomach and you are frantically trying to hold in a liquid shit and trying not to panic about soiling yourself in public.

Really hot when you talk about liquid shites becs...

 

[Deleted member 5265]

This was on my first ever report from infant school. Boy, did they have the rest of my life sussed.

Edit: As an adult I discovered daydreaming on a train. Woah!

The best!

 

[joemcdokes]

People watching.

 

[Deleted member 664]

People watching.

We have a winner

 

[lenshack]

Get a cotton bud, wet it into a sharp tip and put it in my ear

What's wrong with a matchstick or a lasses hair grip ?

Both very effective.

Sit outside with a glass of wine or a beer and a good book during the afternoon siesta time when everyone locally is asleep.

This is the view.....

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Not a patch on Whitburn mind.

 

[Wilfy]

The best!

Seconded. It's always better to travel on trains alone for this reason.

 

[Steve H]

Walking around a scrappy on a nice sunny day.

 

[monkeytassle]

shit and a sneeze at the same time.

 

[cornish mackem]

Having a guilt free dump in the disabled netty at work. No disabled people work in my building so I can enjoy its spacious loveliness without worrying I'm denying a more worthy user the throne. When one of the people in my lab broke his leg and was on crutches I was devastated.

I think disabled bogs are too spacious. There's no protection from baddies and it feels as though someone else is in there with me.

you cannot beat the feeling of a new pair of socks , when I win the lottery its a new pair every day for me.

This 100%
New socks are the best feeling.....in the world!

 

[Charmless Man]

I think disabled bogs are too spacious. There's no protection from baddies and it feels as though someone else is in there with me.

I'm usually warding off demons in the toilet anyway: "By the power of Christ I command you to leave my body, foul demon!"

 

[Cyrilsneer]

Give myself a facial / use my expensive lotions and potions once a week on a Saturday, have a lie in until 9am on a Sunday

A messy one?

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Laying a Cleveland steamer after being constipated

 

[the flying graysons]

Half an hour's peace from the mayhem in our roll top bath (the only bath I've ever been able to lie down properly in) with a cold beer and a book.

Generally this is a signal for one or both of the kids to need a dump though...

In the bath ?