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NUFC thread 2021.

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Was just listening to this shite on the radio in the car with the wife (no) and kids. We all had a good laugh at it.

But seriously though, any Newcastle fan thinking of making a financial commitment to this needs to speak to a responsible adult, like their mam or a policeman or something.

Comfort blanket 😂
 

"Hello Mr Ashley I've got Mad Ian on line one"
"Put him through please Doris"

"Ian lad, how are you doing? The diet going well? Cat's ok? Allowed back in the Co Op yet?"
"Hi Mike, nothing to do with all that, we'd like to buy the club from you"

"Now you're talking, Ian, how much?"

"Well, we were thinking £3 million, for 1%"

"Do fuck off, cat botherer".

Click.
 
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