NUFC thread 2021.

[nelford_safc]

How's the bacon did ya say?

 

[Betty Swollocks]

Bamford the poncy public schoolboy.

Nowt wrong with that. The lads got an education for when his knees are gone.

 

[Keb]

He looks like an old Peter Kay

The mags' results are even funnier.

 

[faith brothers]

WTF was Murphy doing, my covid recovering mother in law would have protected that ball better than him

He's available on a free in summer Benitez paid £10million for him!

 

[englishman abroad]

I noticed that for few of their goals conceded when watching games or highlights, he's complete shite. The goals against Villa first especially his and the keepers fault, the CB with the latest of shit prem/footballer haircuts was receiving blame in some cases I read because he coudlnt fully cut the cross out, the lack of effort to track a simple run/jog was 50/50 with the keeper bottling it with watkins vs Villa..

He was slaughtered by Matt Holland (the DAZN summariser after the Villa game) rightly so.
His body language is shit,

 

[KNGHTHOOD]

Jimmy Jones, Lasselles Handy Man.

 

[Flash Gordon]

Bruce will be sacked by the end of the week, this is worse than watching us play!

I reckon Ashley will be tempted by their former manager who isn't in the dugout anywhere currently.. The real question is whether Pardew would see it as a step down from his CSKA Sofia DOF job.

 

[Betty Swollocks]

Can't stand him me.

Why? Because he’s had a private education? Is that reason enough to dislike the lad?

I think he comes across well, he can string a sentence together unlike most of these thick as mince twats who insert the word ’erm’ every couple of words.

 

[tynevalleyblackcat]

Would he play on the right wing?

Yeah, everything down the far right.

 

[Maravilla]

Bruce will be sacked by the end of the week, this is worse than watching us play!

I reckon Ashley will be tempted by their former manager who isn't in the dugout anywhere currently.. The real question is whether Pardew would see it as a step down from his CSKA Sofia DOF job.

Kin hell. Just imagine the meltdown

 

[Arfa Sleep]

Shelvey is utter wank.

 

[Doberman]

Steve McManaman has come out with "it never looks good tha" after every injury so far and none of them have been anything to worry about. Wish he'd clamp it.

 

[Arfa Sleep]

Steve McManaman has come out with "it never looks good tha" after every injury so far and none of them have been anything to worry about. Wish he'd clamp it.

His patter is awful.

 

[Betty Swollocks]

Kin hell. Just imagine the meltdown

Ashley would do it just for the craic

 

[hank williams]

Shelvey

 

[Stormo]

‘Just run and blast it into the stands’

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

Bruce is deep in thought about bacon there.

 

[Mantobar]

Up above the streets and houses shelveys freekicks flying high

 

[Arfa Sleep]

The state of that free kick man

 

[Binxy]

Shelvey is utter wank.

Should be playing for England ahead of Henderson IIRC.