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They're spoiling for a battle of wits.

Which is odd because to a man they appear to be unarmed.

Must be a record number of bans handed out since the weekend for mug wums… and we’re the one consistently being told how jealous we are!

Even their own takeover has them in metldoon!! 😂
 

embarrassing having these owners. don't care what anyone says, no matter how many trophies they win (if they win anything all) . We all dream of winning trophies, we do, but ha'way man, been owned by barbaric murderers, child killers, dear me.
 
More brains than I gave him credit for.

Gerrard must surely have a moral compass… I honestly can’t see who will touch them with a barge pole (well not for all the dirty money in the middle east!)

Has Bruce actually gone yet? Staggering a plan wasn’t in place already! Like when we appointed Speakman & Johnson before KLD actually came in officially.
 
They’ve got their club back ? How exactly ???
It's really clear. By their previous owner the fat Cockney who came from hundreds of miles away selling their club to some child-murdering theocrats who come from thousands of miles away it's given them their - no, wait a minute.

Because the people who've bought it are lifelong fa - no, wait a minute.

Because although the people who've bought it are not Newcastle fans per se, football is absolutely in their DNA - no, wait a minute.

Because like in the German model, the fans are now a decision-making part of - no, wait a minute.

It'll come to me in a second.
 
You're sitting in the pub, MBS walks in and asks, "Do you want a million quid?" Are all you pearl clutchers honestly telling me you'd decline? Sorry, in advance , for not believing you.

This is one of those "a man walks into a pub" jokes isn't it?

What's the pub called?
Something to do with "Head" isn't it?

Who comes in with him?
His team of 15 assassins?

What does he says to the barmaid?
Is she allowed to reply without having a male member of her family present?

Come on man?

What's the punchline?
 
I thought I'd just I'd sit back and watch these Mags being ripped to shreds.

It's like watching the Japanese army throwing endless troops out to be cut down.

And just when they think they'll fight on the Mods drop an atom bomb and they're gone :lol:
 
Gerrard must surely have a moral compass… I honestly can’t see who will touch them with a barge pole (well not for all the dirty money in the middle east!)

Has Bruce actually gone yet? Staggering a plan wasn’t in place already! Like when we appointed Speakman & Johnson before KLD actually came in officially.
According to the comments they didnt want him. They want Conte ( there must be two as the well known one has already said he’s not interested) or Rodgers. Buck? Ginger? Or Clodagh? They never said.
 
This is one of those "a man walks into a pub" jokes isn't it?

What's the pub called?
Something to do with "Head" isn't it?

Who comes in with him?
His team of 15 assassins?

What does he says to the barmaid?
Is she allowed to reply without having a male member of her family present?

Come on man?

What's the punchline?
Bet he said..."theres no head on me pint"
 
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