NUFC and other Sportswashing 2022 - Part 3

[Emcon]

The bating from my newcastle work colleagues has already started. Now the club is box office again their egos have I'm afraid already slipped the leash that's been kept on the madness.

 

[McMackem]

They love a win, it's a chance to practice long forgotten trophy winning procedures. The cathedral only does a funeral mood when they aren't winning. The flags are provided, so not sure what point is being made there, it's not cheap either as their wonderful fans nick them as 'wor flags' continually begs them not to on twitter.

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

Not Ken person on this forum should be giving the unwashed credit for anything.
It should be an automatic life ban from here

 

[foggyballa]

Honestly couldn’t give a flying fuck about them. If, or when they maybe win a trophy I might feel a pang of envy but that’s about it.

 

[Windypants]

That club are a pure shit stain on a piss stained bedsheet the inbred fkwitt c@nts have a ponshon for displaying with badly spelt drivel crudely scrawled on when it doesn’t go their way!!! Honestly wish the club would go out of existence along with the fkrs that are the eternal gift and oh so special. FTM!

'Badly spelt' and 'ponshon' in the same sentence. Excellent work!

 

[Sack Fatto]

That gravy tastes rancid...Fuck The Saudis.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Aye id love some Saudi flags at the sol like

 

[RedFlag1308]

Horrible, pathetic, soulless, selfish, scab freaks enthusiastically happy clapping genocidal, pedophile, fascist, monsters.

They may have short term success but that’s a very slim window. Newcastle United doesn’t exist anymore, they’re a marketing department for the pits of humanity and black and white stripes are becoming a social indicator of being a repugnant valueless snake that transcends language. I would sooner go out of business than trade places with them and I am completely serious about that.

 

[Clivewalkershair]

Horrible, pathetic, soulless, selfish, scab freaks enthusiastically happy clapping genocidal, pedophile, fascist, monsters.

They may have short term success but that’s a very slim window. Newcastle United doesn’t exist anymore, they’re a marketing department for the pits of humanity and blakc and white stripes are a social indicator of being a repugnant valueless snake. I would sooner go out of business than trade places with them and I am completely serious about that.

Horrible, pathetic, soulless, selfish, scab freaks enthusiastically happy clapping genocidal, pedophile, fascist, monsters.

They may have short term success but that’s a very slim window. Newcastle United doesn’t exist anymore, they’re a marketing department for the pits of humanity and blakc and white stripes are a social indicator of being a repugnant valueless snake. I would sooner go out of business than trade places with them and I am completely serious about that.

Horrible, pathetic, soulless, selfish, scab freaks enthusiastically happy clapping genocidal, pedophile, fascist, monsters.

They may have short term success but that’s a very slim window. Newcastle United doesn’t exist anymore, they’re a marketing department for the pits of humanity and black and white stripes are becoming a social indicator of being a repugnant valueless snake that transcends language. I would sooner go out of business than trade places with them and I am completely serious about that.

Saudi money laundering outfit.

 

[seahamstar]

They haven't won anything yet, and I would suggest that there's every possibility that it could all turn 'sour'.

Not that it bothers me cos they aren't our rivals.

 

[Lord Alfred]

'Badly spelt' and 'ponshon' in the same sentence. Excellent work!

I was just about to highlight it too

 

[Clivewalkershair]

I was just about to highlight it too

Nee good at French

 

[maghater]

Funny what a few hundred million pounds worth of blood money can do. Every Neanderthal now swears it has always bean a diehard skunk fan since the day they were conceived.

 

[gipetto]

I always thought Ha'Way The Flags would have pulled off similar but we don't seem to have as many fans wanting to get involved. Probs too busy having a drink, don't blame them

 

[Sunderlandellight]

I'm not jealous at all. I'd much rather watch a shite team coached by shite and directed by shite.

At least most of the fans are not shite.

 

[homeless kid]

“Ooooh flags” (said in a high pitch voice)

 

[Big Duke Six]

“Ooooh flags” (said in a high pitch voice)

That big fuck off crowd surfer of theirs is canny impressive like.

 

[Gucci Massive]

Honestly couldn’t give a flying fuck about them. If, or when they maybe win a trophy I might feel a pang of envy but that’s about it.

If they won a trophy 99% of their fans would celebrate by gloating on here and posting about us on Twitter, FB etc. They'd actually be more happy rubbing our noses in it than actually winning something.

 

[foggyballa]

If they won a trophy 99% of their fans would celebrate by gloating on here and posting about us on Twitter, FB etc. They'd actually be more happy rubbing our noses in it than actually winning something.

Sums them up. If it were reversed I’d be happily rubbing the noses of any mags I know right in it. Thing is though i wouldn’t be seeking them out purely to do so.

 

[VXi]

Horrible, pathetic, soulless, selfish, scab freaks enthusiastically happy clapping genocidal, pedophile, fascist, monsters.

They may have short term success but that’s a very slim window. Newcastle United doesn’t exist anymore, they’re a marketing department for the pits of humanity and black and white stripes are becoming a social indicator of being a repugnant valueless snake that transcends language. I would sooner go out of business than trade places with them and I am completely serious about that.

Or Sports Direct!?