Noises which seem quiet but are loud?

[safcrob]

Like a someone clipping their nails, if you are in one room and someone in another room is cutting their nails i can hear it. Another is clicky joints, say if someone stretches their arms and you here a click that is loud.

 

[Grammar Police]

Empty vessels make the most noise...

 

[ErichZann]

When the bairns just finally gone to sleep EVERY noise is loud.

 

[look out piano]

Clocks, even after I've turned the noise down to zero.

 

[becs]

When you think you can squeeze a silent fart out without anyone noticing

 

[monkeytassle]

Clocks, even after I've turned the noise down to zero.

What?

 

[look out piano]

What?

I have a very posh clock in my bedroom, I can hear the ticking (there are settings to turn everything down, so I did but I still hear it ever so slightly). Believe me if it was bad enough to keep me awake properly it wouldn't be in there, I just have to pull the duvet over me ears a bit to make the noise negligible / passable.

 

[Dave Herbal]

When you think you can squeeze a silent fart out without anyone noticing

Thought that would be risky for you anyway?

 

[Bishop Mackem]

I have a very posh clock in my bedroom, I can hear the ticking (there are settings to turn everything down, so I did but I still hear it ever so slightly). Believe me if it was bad enough to keep me awake properly it wouldn't be in there, I just have to pull the duvet over me ears a bit to make the noise negligible / passable.

Doesn't make sense

 

[look out piano]

Doesn't make sense

Aye, it does to me but hey ho .

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Doesn't make sense

Does like.

Edit. Ear plugs man. I can sometimes sleep through Mrs. R's snoring and grunting, with ear plugs. Without them, we'd be sleeping in separate beds.

 

[becs]

Thought that would be risky for you anyway?

Not usually.

 

[Kevj]

Fly in the bedroom at night.

 

[The Spezial One]

Anyone eating crisps in an office.

 

[CatRyan]

Like a someone clipping their nails, if you are in one room and someone in another room is cutting their nails i can hear it. Another is clicky joints, say if someone stretches their arms and you here a click that is loud.

Sounds at different frequencies will stand out from each other even if not as loud I think.

 

[Cheesy Feet]

Down Manchester the other week a lad in the hotel lift breaking the uncomfortable silence by eating a bag of nuts.

 

[socrates]

Fly in the bedroom at night.

stand a bucket of shite on the landing. problem solved.

 

[S.S.R..]

When you're stopping over at your parents at Christmas and trying to have a crafty wank at 2am.

 

[safcforever]

Clocks, even after I've turned the noise down to zero.

Love turning Coldplay up loud

 

[Fred Basset]

When you think you can squeeze a silent fart out without anyone noticing

Got shouted a 'bravo' at one of them. To be fair, it did echo.