Nice story from yesterday

[Jersey_Mackem]

How did he mange that. Everyone knows the drill;

At the front door pat yourself down whilst identifying object before leaving the house. "Keys, Wallet, Phone, Cigs, Burger Cheese".

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

How have I missed this thread

We need more people carrying food in their pocket threads IMO

 

[Jersey_Mackem]

All good crack but I did witness Pritchard doing that. Think O’Nien did the same after Stewart’s botched celebration.

Gonna have the union on to them if they carry on like that mind. Don't see the groundsman coming on pinging cross field passes about do you?

Was it cheeses of Nazareth?

No gods first born. Edam

 

[Yer da claims JSA]

One of the lads usually brings a slice of cheese in his pocket to put on his burger that he buys pre match inside the stadium. Forgot it this time so had a cheeseburger with the cheese already in, and the staff offered to heat it up even more so the cheese was quite melted. Nice touch not something you usually hear.

Fuck me. Still in bits at this

 

[Samson88]

One of the lads usually brings a slice of cheese in his pocket to put on his burger that he buys pre match inside the stadium. Forgot it this time so had a cheeseburger with the cheese already in, and the staff offered to heat it up even more so the cheese was quite melted. Nice touch not something you usually hear.

The greatest story ever told. And the funniest thing I have ever f***ing read on here. . If that's what's in his pocket fuck knows once in his Internet history

 

[jacko_551]

I still don't get why they melted it! Does he melt the cheese when he brings his own? Reminds me of a lad I used to work with who took cheese slices to Taybarns because they didn't do cheeseburgers.

 

[EchoMan]

I still don't get why they melted it! Does he melt the cheese when he brings his own? Reminds me of a lad I used to work with who took cheese slices to Taybarns because they didn't do cheeseburgers.

Could be the same lad.

 

[td586]

mags laughing at this, when they had a 3 course meal for sale at the wongadome, that involved a twix and a bottle of blue wkd



dribblers at Deluded World Of RTG

 

[zebediah]

Is the man in question related to Bob Mortimer?

 

[Boris Bear]

Any heartwarming fast food snack stories from yesterday?

 

[The Pelly]

Personal cheese…is that allowed?

Depeche Mode - personal cheeses

 

[Lipso]

For the love of god, please remember your pocket cheese today, all.

 

[Rokeroar]

No wonder the club has no money for signings if people are bringing their own cheese

 

[Shotton axe man]

@iPabs

 

[Tokyo Optician]

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Prefer the nice story where we won 3-1

 

[Eggman]

Who takes their own cheese to the game?!

I used to work with a Mag who would take bread to work and lay it on the radiator rather than pay for toast from the canteen.

There is no limit to some people and their tight-fisted qualities

 

[Ale taster]

Would like to take a jar of Jalapenos to spice up the burger a bit but would be irritated by the lob sided feeling it would give me in one side pocket.
Plus it would be against stadium rules to take a glass jar into the ground.

 

[bobster999]

I bet the burger place wish they'd thought of selling cheeseburgers

 

[jaxaxe]

I bet the burger place wish they'd thought of selling cheeseburgers

Such a bold diversification would be a huge business risk. I can understand their caution.

Less of a gamble to allow punters to bring their own pocket cheese.

 

[Scorer]

Would like to take a jar of Jalapenos to spice up the burger a bit but would be irritated by the lob sided feeling it would give me in one side pocket.
Plus it would be against stadium rules to take a glass jar into the ground.

That’s what zip lock plastic bags are for.