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Nice story from yesterday


mackemal said:
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.

Were the staff being tw*ts by melting the cheese when he doesn't like the cheese melted?

Is it payback for all the 50p's the club have missed out on by this lad bringing his own cheese and not paying the extra for a cheeseburger?

Does this fella normally like meted cheese on his burger but making do with unmelted as some sort of morality protest at the cost of modern day football and the distance between the club and the average fan?

We need more answers
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You make some very serious, relevant points there. We needs answers. I cant get to sleep thinking about this.
 
Yeltas said:
I remember taking my hip flask to a game about 5 or 6 years ago and I forgot to fill it up so I asked the girl behind the bar (QB) if she could fill it.
She filled it up with single
Malt and refused any payment. Now that’s a result 😂😂
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“Single Malt” Did she fill it infront of you or nip back of kiosk?
 
Drexl said:
One of the lads usually brings a slice of cheese in his pocket to put on his burger that he buys pre match inside the stadium. Forgot it this time so had a cheeseburger with the cheese already in, and the staff offered to heat it up even more so the cheese was quite melted. Nice touch not something you usually hear.
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Glad you enjoyed it, marketing team told off the staff for not charging a melting fee, but as a community club it's cheese slices that separate us from heathens. We also microwaved enids coffee because she cracked the glass in her tartan thermos, little things is it not?
 
I had to have an emergency stadium burger as didn't get time for one outside due to the traffic issues and the base was rock hard. Think it must have left in the keep warm oven thing since about Thursday.

Did also have a sausage roll at half time and that was nice though.

Just thought you might all want to know that.
 
North of the Smoke said:
Glad you enjoyed it, marketing team told off the staff for not charging a melting fee, but as a community club it's cheese slices that separate us from heathens. We also microwaved enids coffee because she cracked the glass in her tartan thermos, little things is it not?
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I've had problems with Thermos flasks at Portman Road. Made a nice strong tea in one (laced with a good drop of brandy for the hell of it) before a chilly winter's home game, took it with me, all proud of meself, got it out for a quick cup during a dull first half, then just as I was pouring the bloody thing, we scored, up I leapt and then realised I'd not screwed the cap back on and the four rows behind me were drenched in warm tea, and were in the Steward's ears moaning. Ignominious ejection from the ground.

I've changed seats since.
 
The_Witch said:
I've had problems with Thermos flasks at Portman Road. Made a nice strong tea in one (laced with a good drop of brandy for the hell of it) before a chilly winter's home game, took it with me, all proud of meself, got it out for a quick cup during a dull first half, then just as I was pouring the bloody thing, we scored, up I leapt and then realised I'd not screwed the cap back on and the four rows behind me were drenched in warm tea, and were in the Steward's ears moaning. Ignominious ejection from the ground.

I've changed seats since.
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:lol:
 
gipetto said:
Imagine on a warm, humid day, the cheese wrapper coming off inside the fella's pocket and melting over his season card. And house keys.
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You’d need paramedics on hand, literally. 3rd degree burns when he reaches into his pocket.
 
The_Witch said:
I've had problems with Thermos flasks at Portman Road. Made a nice strong tea in one (laced with a good drop of brandy for the hell of it) before a chilly winter's home game, took it with me, all proud of meself, got it out for a quick cup during a dull first half, then just as I was pouring the bloody thing, we scored, up I leapt and then realised I'd not screwed the cap back on and the four rows behind me were drenched in warm tea, and were in the Steward's ears moaning. Ignominious ejection from the ground.

I've changed seats since.
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Teagate ^
 
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