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Nice story from yesterday


Drexl said:
One of the lads usually brings a slice of cheese in his pocket to put on his burger that he buys pre match inside the stadium. Forgot it this time so had a cheeseburger with the cheese already in, and the staff offered to heat it up even more so the cheese was quite melted. Nice touch not something you usually hear.
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There's something unsettling about someone walking around with slices of cheese in their pockets
 
TheCat99 said:
Imagine bringing a block of cheese to the match to put on your burger and then moaning to the staff you have forgot it so they heat your burger up more. Sound like the kind of bloke who would put a knife through your football if it went over his fence!
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Now hold on, I said nothing about a block of cheese
 
Keawyeds said:
There's something unsettling about someone walking around with slices of cheese in their pockets
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I agree mate. If anyone tries anything funny with me at the next home game I am going to be ready with a full net of Babybels in my pocket. I suggest others get themselves cheesed up too you can't be too careful.

I am not suggesting that you get hold of a ripe Brie or a Danish Blu though you have to keep these things in proportion. In France you can get up to 5 years for taking a whole Pont-l'Évêque in to a football match.
 
Lord Potts said:
I agree mate. If anyone tries anything funny with me at the next home game I am going to be ready with a full net of Babybels in my pocket. I suggest others get themselves cheesed up too you can't be too careful.

I am not suggesting that you get hold of a ripe Brie or a Danish Blu though you have to keep these things in proportion. In France you can get up to 5 years for taking a whole Pont-l'Évêque in to a football match.
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Stotting a block of parmesan off someone's bonce could land them in hospital
 
The Pelly said:
Im struggling to understand how he likes his cheese on the burger. Bringing your own to put on suggests he doesnt like it totally melted as by the time you get the burger in your hand, unwrap the cheese then put it on the burger it would only be slightly melted. When you buy a cheeseburger from a kiosk this is how it usually comes anyway (slightly melted). So….the staff totally melting the cheese for him doesnt seem to be the way he likes it…..I think.
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.

Were the staff being tw*ts by melting the cheese when he doesn't like the cheese melted?

Is it payback for all the 50p's the club have missed out on by this lad bringing his own cheese and not paying the extra for a cheeseburger?

Does this fella normally like meted cheese on his burger but making do with unmelted as some sort of morality protest at the cost of modern day football and the distance between the club and the average fan?

We need more answers
 
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