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Nice story from yesterday


ca8msm said:
Who's giving you a random sandwich? My mam told me not to take things from strangers rather than here's some cheese to go with whatever they give you.
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If a stranger is offering you a sandwich, it's rude not to accept as sandwiches take a lot of effort to make.
 
FishburnMackem said:
I smell bullshit.
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I''ll take his curd for it.
Drexl said:
One of the lads usually brings a slice of cheese in his pocket to put on his burger that he buys pre match inside the stadium. Forgot it this time so had a cheeseburger with the cheese already in, and the staff offered to heat it up even more so the cheese was quite melted. Nice touch not something you usually hear.
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I was feeling bleu but this has made me feel feta.
 
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I don't understand this one, is his 'pocket cheese' pre melted and kept molten by his body heat to slither onto to his burger? Otherwise the extra heating would corrupt his normal (I know, 'normal' in the context of someone who has 'pocket cheese') burger preference. Bizarre
 
Drexl said:
One of the lads usually brings a slice of cheese in his pocket to put on his burger that he buys pre match inside the stadium. Forgot it this time so had a cheeseburger with the cheese already in, and the staff offered to heat it up even more so the cheese was quite melted. Nice touch not something you usually hear.
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This story makes absolutely no sense. He typically brings his own cheese and puts it on the burger so normally he would have cold cheese on his burger, does he like it cold? How did the staff know he brings his own cheese? How did they know that he wanted the cheese more melted if he usually has it cold from his pocket?
 
Exapno Mapcase said:
I don't understand this one, is his 'pocket cheese' pre melted and kept molten by his body heat to slither onto to his burger? Otherwise the extra heating would corrupt his normal (I know, 'normal' in the context of someone who has 'pocket cheese') burger preference. Bizarre
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They took pity on him for not having his cold cheese by asking if he’d like a change and have the cheese heated up.
 
Tommy said:
This story makes absolutely no sense. He typically brings his own cheese and puts it on the burger so normally he would have cold cheese on his burger, does he like it cold? How did the staff know he brings his own cheese? How did they know that he wanted the cheese more melted if he usually has it cold from his pocket?
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Maybe he brings a blow torch as well
 
Tommy said:
This story makes absolutely no sense. He typically brings his own cheese and puts it on the burger so normally he would have cold cheese on his burger, does he like it cold? How did the staff know he brings his own cheese? How did they know that he wanted the cheese more melted if he usually has it cold from his pocket?
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It makes perfect sense to me mind

The lad obviously comes to the match with an easy bake oven in order to keep his pocket cheese at the melting point until he’s ready for the burger.

He’s obviously been at the kiosk and talking about how he can’t believe he’s forgotten his cheese and feels daft cos he’s still carrying the easy bake oven, when the lassy serving the burgers has overheard.

It’s clear as day
 
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