Newcastle United 🇸🇦 v 🔴 Liverpool EPL Sky Sports Main Event/Sky Sports Premier League Kick off 20:00

[Blyth]

Imagine dislocating your shoulder by diving

 

[PrivatePike]

‘His Exellency’ looking on the b and q website for a cordless chainsaw there.

 

[Betty Swollocks]

Ya going home in a suitcase.

Home in a suuuuitcaaase ya going home in a suitcase

 

[Scotty 1978]

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[zebediah]

Injured himself theatrically throwing himself ower, pure karma.

 

[Scootsie]

Thrown himself to the floor and hurt himself the gonk.

 

[Calpricorn]

Has Tonali got a packet of tabs up his sleeve?

Stack of notes for the fruties after the game

 

[yamar1]

Thats betfred off i recon.

 

[PitYacker]

Tonali injures himself trying to buy a foul by throwing himself to the ground

 

[Darlo1973]

Hopefully Isak signs a new 400k contract and dies his acl next game

Hopefully that was a typo

 

[Zak's Dad]

Hope it zooms into the Liverpool fans and Isak is in amongst it

He'll be sitting next to Gordon...

 

[Gucci Massive]

Tonali hurt himself more by over exaggerating the fling to the floor.

This. Soft twat. How's he a hard man like? Looks soft as f***ing shite.

 

[The Beautiful Game]

Injured himself diving the greasy prick

 

[sedling]

Liverpool fans singing about Jota

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Ffs

 

[herra soul mob]

booooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[CarbonGerman]

Poor man's Cattermole that Tinali

 

[SAFC Wilks]

Some cross that.

 

[Ilios]

Enter stage right.

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I remember her kicking off about casual contracts under Ashley - which are actually immensely beneficial to many people and businesses - while she seems rather quiet on the murderous, sexist, homophobic regime that now runs the club?

 

[CheersMarra84]

Need a third to commence the 60th minute exodus.