Newcastle FC

[Tommasi]

Where are you off to?

Heathrow to Newcastle.

 

[Baghdad McBadLad]

Smear yourself in shi** and hug them.

 

[Sleepy]

Pics and then let @cheeses of nazereth do the rest!

 

[What A Waster]

Joselu will probably miss the flight

 

[PhilSAFC]

Smear yourself in shi** and hug them.

Lion shit surely

 

[Ricci's Special Kebabs]

Joselu & Perez.

Should I tell them they are shite? Perez is dressed like a Beatnik from the 1950s. He's also 5 foot nowt.

Ask them who paid for their flight.

 

[b1gals]

Get a pic of them holding a "FTM" sign

 

[Giddup Sausage!]

Tell the attendant you have seen them fidgiting about with a suspicious looking bag and playing with his shoe looking shifty and sweating.

Hopefully get dragged off and full cavity search when they get off.

 

[Pepe]

How many times has Perez hit the deck, wailing on like he has a broken arm every time the flight attendant brushes past?

 

[Tin Soldier]

Has Perez got more oil on his head than the plane has in its engine

 

[TyroneSchulase]

Get a pic of them holding a "FTM" sign

This ^^

Tell them it's your company.
FERGUSON TRANSPORT MANAGEMENT or something.

 

[DWT]

Rub it in that they aren't going to wembley to play in the old Johnstone's paint trophy final, that'll hurt them!

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Rub it in that they aren't going to wembley to play in the old Johnstone's paint trophy final, that'll hurt them!

Waheeeeey he’s back

They’re on a good run

 

[Baghdad McBadLad]

Rub it in that they aren't going to wembley to play in the old Johnstone's paint trophy final, that'll hurt them!

Ask them what a cup competition is like at Wembley, they won't have the answer like you.

 

[DWT]

Waheeeeey he’s back

They’re on a good run

Sorry who are you?

It's nice to be missed though.

 

[DH1]

I wouldn't even know what they looked like unless they were in tracksuits with there names on.

 

[DWT]

Ask them what a cup competition is like at Wembley, they won't have the answer like you.

That's what I said, it'll hurt them like it hurts me, I'm devastated here, I've always dreamed of watching our u23's win a meaningless trophy.

 

[L1lyBrown]

Heathrow to Newcastle.

Didn't know there was an airport there.

 

[hank williams]

Joselu & Perez.

Should I tell them they are shite? Perez is dressed like a Beatnik from the 1950s. He's also 5 foot nowt.

Take one for Sunderland I would

 

[What A Waster]

Didn't know there was an airport there.

The clue is in the name tbf