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rentaghost said:
Shit fair enough you have blown my cover. I joined here 14 years ago in 2004 and 32,000 posts later I have finally been rumbled. Ive tried to cover my tracks in many different ways just to fool everyone:

I bought Richard Ords autobiography and passed it on to the poster 'toosb' when I was finished with it
I gave 'Buchan's boots' or 'My Boy Harry' my dads ticket for a Boro derby match in exchange for his book on Sunderland's favourite matches.
I went to a few hundred games with the poster 'wtdog/Bristow' and met up with the likes of 'walesie' on occasions just to keep the elaborate hoax going. I even jumped the queue for the Man City Wembley game got a ticket and deprived a genuine fan of one and met both of these posters fooling them in the process.
Met northcountryboy on occasions and despicably met his dad a number of times before the game to have a pint.

And its taken until now for one 'special' poster to see through me. Well done mate - you managed to get to the bottom of what tens of thousands of other posters couldn't. You can smell a mag at a thousand paces!
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This is all going to unravel now. It's like the Matrix - if you're a Mag, I must be a Mag, we're all Mags - it finally explains why this forum exceeds the membership of every Mag forum put together - we're all here pretending for decades, indeed generations, to be Sunderland fans. I feel an urge to go out and shout at a shop.
 
Macho said:
Because he's a mag, if it was one of ours it would be brushed under the rug. People on here love to ignore we have our own version of knob heads.
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Of course we have, everyone has but this contrived fuckwit is embareassing beyond belief. I'm cringing for him, watching that as he obviously thinks that is "his thing".
 
JDD said:
According to this absolute specimen...:eek::eek::eek:

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Why on earth would anyone interested in football look at a Newcastle feed on Twitter? any day/ Surely everybody/anybody could have found something better to do on the 100th anniversary.
 
Great weekend for North East football
Newcastle won again and got out of the relegation places
Boro picked up a point and kept in the promotion places
and Sunderland if they win another round will get a chance of meeting the big boys and do a bit of giant killing
 
Magpie 1 said:
Great weekend for North East football
Newcastle won again and got out of the relegation places
Boro picked up a point and kept in the promotion places
and Sunderland if they win another round will get a chance of meeting the big boys and do a bit of giant killing
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Boro won 2-0 mate
 
Magpie 1 said:
Great weekend for North East football
Newcastle won again and got out of the relegation places
Boro picked up a point and kept in the promotion places
and Sunderland if they win another round will get a chance of meeting the big boys and do a bit of giant killing
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trying to deliver a killer line and couldn't even get 3 results right :lol:
 
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