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Daz NUFC Fitton says:

Was thinking, while watching shameless USA how boring it would be to support Manchester United or Manchester City or Chelsea or Tottenham Hotspur each game you expect to win or draw but never lose yawn yawn yawn shite.
We as toon supporters with Rafa at the helm our buttcheecks are quivering from start to end emotions are so damn high at every corner and free kick and when we score it's mayhem it's orgasm level it's Newcastle United and we love it lose draw or win we shall always stand by our club because we're the most dedicated fans in the world.
HWTL in Rafa we trust ❤
 
tunstallhill said:
Daz NUFC Fitton says:

Was thinking, while watching shameless USA how boring it would be to support Manchester United or Manchester City or Chelsea or Tottenham Hotspur each game you expect to win or draw but never lose yawn yawn yawn shite.
We as toon supporters with Rafa at the helm our buttcheecks are quivering from start to end emotions are so damn high at every corner and free kick and when we score it's mayhem it's orgasm level it's Newcastle United and we love it lose draw or win we shall always stand by our club because we're the most dedicated fans in the world.
HWTL in Rafa we trust ❤
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Daz Fitton wanks gerbils.
 
tunstallhill said:
Daz NUFC Fitton says:

Was thinking, while watching shameless USA how boring it would be to support Manchester United or Manchester City or Chelsea or Tottenham Hotspur each game you expect to win or draw but never lose yawn yawn yawn shite.
We as toon supporters with Rafa at the helm our buttcheecks are quivering from start to end emotions are so damn high at every corner and free kick and when we score it's mayhem it's orgasm level it's Newcastle United and we love it lose draw or win we shall always stand by our club because we're the most dedicated fans in the world.
HWTL in Rafa we trust ❤
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
gipetto said:
The thickos think Gateshead is part of newcastle.
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tunstallhill said:
Daz NUFC Fitton says:

Was thinking, while watching shameless USA how boring it would be to support Manchester United or Manchester City or Chelsea or Tottenham Hotspur each game you expect to win or draw but never lose yawn yawn yawn shite.
We as toon supporters with Rafa at the helm our buttcheecks are quivering from start to end emotions are so damn high at every corner and free kick and when we score it's mayhem it's orgasm level it's Newcastle United and we love it lose draw or win we shall always stand by our club because we're the most dedicated fans in the world.
HWTL in Rafa we trust ❤
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Reiver said:
Always someone bigging up the Mags, no matter how shit they are :lol:
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Tbf Reiv, they were 2 up and cruising at Man Utd.
They aren't great, but they aren't shit either unfortunately.
They will defo get at least a point at Soton who are absolute shite at home.
 
Secret Visage said:
They will get beat at Southampton.
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Sincerely hope you're right, but they are better than Soton.
The skunks are bottom because they've played 5 of the established top 6 already, and no one has bounced them.
They should have won at Cardiff and, got at least a point v Brighton, tho maybe they were lucky to get a draw at palace.
They'll be ok tomorrow. Just hope we stuff the Shrimpers.
 
shaun61 said:
Tbf Reiv, they were 2 up and cruising at Man Utd.
They aren't great, but they aren't shit either unfortunately.
They will defo get at least a point at Soton who are absolute shite at home.
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They had nothing to lose and attacked.

As soon as they had something to lose Benitez stepped in and they lost.

They 'gain' narrow defeats by defending even when they're losing.

It looks like they're close to the teams that beat them but the opposition knows they don't need to break sweat to win.
 
shaun61 said:
Sincerely hope you're right, but they are better than Soton.
The skunks are bottom because they've played 5 of the established top 6 already, and no one has bounced them.
They should have won at Cardiff and, got at least a point v Brighton, tho maybe they were lucky to get a draw at palace.
They'll be ok tomorrow. Just hope we stuff the Shrimpers.
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They wont be. Tactical genius will park the bus again and they'll get picked off.
 
tunstallhill said:
WTF is House of Benitez??
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Slim999 said:
You forgot the Euefa cup in late 60's.

. Late 60s / early 70s - does it really make any difference....?

People in glass houses and all that. ..

You might get lucky and win a title .

Turd div champions woukd look very classy on the mantlepuece
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It was a pile of f***ing shite squire, an invitational with about as much merit as the Daily Express 5 aside trophy we won in 1979/80.

Fun fact about that epic cup run was we beat you f***ing maggots 4 nil in the semi - Arnott 2 Cummins 2
 
Re that big banner they have before kick off "our club" (or some such bollocks). How funny would it be if Fat Mike had enough of them and turned round to them and said something like "ok then, you've all got 3 months to raise my asking price or Im pulling the plug". See how they like administration eh? :)
 
KarenDent said:
The poor lass who was sandwiched between that and the ugly pasty muncher looked absolutely disgusted, bet she's never been back :)
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Can’t blame her for that. She looked traumatised poor kid. At least she knows what a parallel universe looks like.
 
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