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[Quench]

brilliant was waiting for this
edit: 10 f***ing years!

And he's still probably eating it

 

[GiantHogweed]

Our bairn's 10 year birthday is next month and we're planning a party.

We're thinking of hiring a shop shouter for entertainment.

We're looking for a shouter that's understandable, and will tone down the cursing and vulgarity around kids... and that bathes at least once a week and uses soap.

Anyone got some recommendations?

 

[Dilligaf60]

Our bairn's 10 year birthday is next month and we're planning a party.

We're thinking of hiring a shop shouter for entertainment.

We're looking for a shouter that's understandable, and will tone down the cursing and vulgarity around kids... and that bathes at least once a week and uses soap.

Anyone got some recommendations?

The most obvious candidates are comprehensively ruled out by your preconditions mate. Good luck with your search.

 

[super ally]

Our bairn's 10 year birthday is next month and we're planning a party.

We're thinking of hiring a shop shouter for entertainment.

We're looking for a shouter that's understandable, and will tone down the cursing and vulgarity around kids... and that bathes at least once a week and uses soap.

Anyone got some recommendations?

The nations favorite family entertainer, Ant, is currently available. You have to provide the transport to and from the party though.

 

[phunboy]

I know we take the piss and despite their protests achieving the precise total of fuck all, I reckon this'll be the one that does it. Big Mike will say enough is enough and walk away. He'll think there's only so much abuse his shops can take. Shops have feelings too.

Just remember a shop is for life not just for xmas

 

[TAFKAHM]

This Saturday

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I'm enjoying this

 

[TAFKARLC]

Would you like an even tenner that Mitro doesn't score 15 goals in the league this season?

Think he'll score more than Rondon?

 

[janey]

I'm enjoying this

 

[Dilligaf60]

I'm enjoying this

I’m revealing in it mate. On a day that could have been better, their antics continue to keep me entertained.

 

[Squat]

And he's still probably eating it

 

[Roker Mackem]

Our bairn's 10 year birthday is next month and we're planning a party.

We're thinking of hiring a shop shouter for entertainment.

We're looking for a shouter that's understandable, and will tone down the cursing and vulgarity around kids... and that bathes at least once a week and uses soap.

Anyone got some recommendations?

The bairn seen many derby defeats

 

[janey]

I’m revealing in it mate. On a day that could have been better, their antics continue to keep me entertained.

Hope everything okay x

 

[Dilligaf60]

Hope everything okay x

Nowt earth shattering thanks J. Just a minor setback. Tomorrow is another day

 

[janey]

Nowt earth shattering thanks J. Just a minor setback. Tomorrow is another day

Good to hear x

 

[Secret Visage]

Would you like an even tenner that Mitro doesn't score 15 goals in the league this season?

Absolutely. I'll have between 4 and 14, plus 16 and above.

Very generous of you.

 

[iansun]

If Rafa goes to China for example do they all move there too? Seems a bit extreme.

Here's hopeing

 

[Dilligaf60]

Good to hear x

 

[Magpie 1]

I’m revealing in it mate. On a day that could have been better, their antics continue to keep me entertained.

Glad you are revealing in it, are you revelling in it too, you're also keeping me entertained.

 

[becs]

Nowt earth shattering thanks J. Just a minor setback. Tomorrow is another day

Hope tomorrow is better mate.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Glad you are revealing in it, are you revelling in it too, you're also keeping me entertained.

I’d blame auto correct but can’t spell worth a shite so I couldn’t prove it one way or the other. I’m happy you are amused. It’s only right you should get some return on the years of hilarity your lads have provided me with down the years.

Hope tomorrow is better mate.

It will be pal. I’ll make sure it is.