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Aituk7 said:
It'll probly finish with the usual....

Our rafa,
Who art on Tyneside,
Desperate be they name,
When the seasons done,
The champions league will come,
but for now we'll settle for seventh,
Give us this day Mike Ashleys head.
And forgive us our horse punches,
As we forgive those who lost six in a row,
And lead us straight into relegation,
Please deliver us to Stavely.
For ours is the barcodes and the stains of the gravy...
Amen.
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:lol:
 
What A Waster said:
Efficient service on a matchday when it's absolutely heaving.

Don't go in myself as its crap.
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I only drink fosters (or similar) if I'm on a weekend bender and there are people about who target the first to pass out with clippers/pens etc.

What A Waster said:
Well it was canny funny. I'll be saying it before bed tonight.
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:lol: The ghost of bobby will be listening.
 
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And did those fans in ancient time,
Walk upon tha Nayshuns hippy green?
And was the holy pasty of god
On tha Big Market seen?
And did wor Bobbys cloud divine,
Shine forth upon our lop sided shit tip?

And was Sports Direct builded here
Among these dark satanic mills?

Bring me my certifacat made of gold!
Bring me my coffin of desire!
Bring me my fist, oh horse unfold!
Bring me my gravy, hot like fire!

I will not cease from horses fight,
Nor shall my pasty sleep in my hand
Til we have built the nayshun again
In Rafas green and pleasant land

It’s not as good as @Aituk7 effort. But I tried :lol:
 
Aituk7 said:
It'll probly finish with the usual....

Our rafa,
Who art on Tyneside,
Desperate be they name,
When the seasons done,
The champions league will come,
but for now we'll settle for seventh,
Give us this day Mike Ashleys head.
And forgive us our horse punches,
As we forgive those who lost six in a row,
And lead us straight into relegation,
Please deliver us to Stavely.
For ours is the barcodes and the stains of the gravy...
Amen.
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Such beautiful prose. Doffs cap
 
chunkylover53 said:
And did those fans in ancient time,
Walk upon tha Nayshuns hippy green?
And was the holy pasty of god
On tha Big Market seen?
And did wor Bobbys cloud divine,
Shine forth upon our lop sided shit tip?

And was Sports Direct builded here
Among these dark satanic mills?

Bring me my certifacat made of gold!
Bring me my coffin of desire!
Bring me my fist, oh horse unfold!
Bring me my gravy, hot like fire!

I will not cease from horses fight,
Nor shall my pasty sleep in my hand
Til we have built the nayshun again
In Rafas green and pleasant land

It’s not as good as @Aituk7 effort. But I tried :lol:
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Delete your account.
 
Aituk7 said:
It'll probly finish with the usual....

Our rafa,
Who art on Tyneside,
Desperate be they name,
When the seasons done,
The champions league will come,
but for now we'll settle for seventh,
Give us this day Mike Ashleys head.
And forgive us our horse punches,
As we forgive those who lost six in a row,
And lead us straight into relegation,
Please deliver us to Stavely.
For ours is the barcodes and the stains of the gravy...
Amen.
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Tremendous... have a like.
 
Aituk7 said:
It'll probly finish with the usual....

Our rafa,
Who art on Tyneside,
Desperate be they name,
When the seasons done,
The champions league will come,
but for now we'll settle for seventh,
Give us this day Mike Ashleys head.
And forgive us our horse punches,
As we forgive those who lost six in a row,
And lead us straight into relegation,
Please deliver us to Stavely.
For ours is the barcodes and the stains of the gravy...
Amen.
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One of the greatest posts I’ve ever seen :lol::lol:
 
Fair play to them. If they’re unhappy then this is exactly the sort of thing they should be doing, as long as it’s properly structured and organised.

Will be far more productive than shouting at shops and displaying their shitty bedsheets.

We did similar and ultimately Short left, quite graciously in the end.

Might have a wander along.
 
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