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said it a million times, but i absolutely love having them as our rival. whatever league we are in, what ever state our club is in, we will never be as much as an embarassing mess of a club and set of fans. they have made idiots out of themselves on so many occasions over the last 10 years i have lost count of it all.

imagine having portsmouth, or derby or wolves as a main rival. it would be so boring
 
said it a million times, but i absolutely love having them as our rival. whatever league we are in, what ever state our club is in, we will never be as much as an embarassing mess of a club and set of fans. they have made idiots out of themselves on so many occasions over the last 10 years i have lost count of it all.

imagine having portsmouth, or derby or wolves as a main rival. it would be so boring

They never let us down - and they always manage to do something even stupider than before.

Outstanding
 
In the rags today, it says that the waiter is a perfect fit for the Barcode's where he is worshiped, (Hmm, more than pie and gravy?) Steve Wraith...Director of Barcode's Legends reckon he is their biggest signing since Alan Shearer, and in Rafa they trust!, their fear now, is it will be his last season at the club. He is out of contract in the summer and his relationship with the owner appears beyond repair.

Wraith continued, we are counting down his departure and there will be tears on the Tyne if he leaves. If we lost him it would be a massive mistake, might shed a few myself like, fecking hell they have had it so tame compared with other clubs supporters, including our own.

In another rag, the waiter says finishing 10th last season was a miracle (akin to the loaves and fishes parable, one would presume) If we finish 12th this season it will not be a disaster it will be a positive (getting that in now, straight away). Mentions added 7 new players, but only spent £25 million, but they banked £ 45 million. The waiter added that if owner fails to release the purse string in January, there will be consequences, both in the terms of his future and the Barcode's fate in the top flight.

So all not well in the temple of faith and benevolence then, the Messiah not happy with the elder holding the temple funds still. :eek::rolleyes:
 
We're singing at a shop,
Just singing at a shop,
What a glorious feeling
We're moaning again

We'll stand in the lane
To a turgid refrain
Just singing, Just singing
At a shop
I went back to my Catholic roots and was thinking

"Were you there when they shouted at a shop
Were you there when they shouted at a shop
Oh oh oh oh
Magpies they're causing me to wonder, wonder, wonder
Were you there when they shouted at a shop"

You could have about 15 verses with the daft bastards
 
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