Newcastle fc

[wigwams]

Look at the black tape all over it. Did a 5 year old do it for school?

 

[SteveFTM]

Im gobsmacked its legible and lacking any obvious mistakes. They must have got Northumbria Uni involved.

Either that or they have found someone within the geordie nation that can actually read and understand a dictionary.

 

[becs]

Awww bless the little scamps

 

[janey]

Awww bless the little scamps

 

[Paint your wagon]

I like the video of the guy who thinks he has hit a screamer, turns and celebrates, taking his top off and celebrating while the ball hit the post and play continued

 

[keybuk]

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You're like the internet equivalent of a nosey neighbour. Constantly peering out your curtain(scanning twatter), checking what some random in the street is up to, turning around to someone(in this case the SMB) so you can go "Eeeeh, have you seen what ... has done/said".

 

[sadders]

To be fair, we sent a plane over their place so we deserve some come back. Best way to handle it is to take it with grace and don’t rise to it. They hate that.

Currently our feeling of hope with the new owners can’t be diminished. This coupled with league 1 is like pressing ctrl-alt-del on our club. A proper reboot would be harder in a higher division.

I honestly think that in the future we will look back on next season as a necessary evil that will allow us to build a bigger, better and more stable club. So let them take the piss. It’s their sole purpose to exist.

 

[KarenDent]

@sadders nice little early birthday present for you all this take over talk and debt paid off eh? Me mothers birthday tomorrow too

 

[sadders]

@sadders nice little early birthday present for you all this take over talk and debt paid off eh? Me mothers birthday tomorrow too

Can’t remember feeling this positive about our future despite the relegation. Two months into the season with no point may take the shine off like

Happy birthday to your mam.

 

[Left For Dead]

Jesus - I don't mind a pisstake but these owld sods haven't a clue how to do it:

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[SAFC_ABZ]

A pity that the sky wasn't raining plugged in toasters tbh

 

[Latka Gravas]

What a fuckin

 

[Monkey]

Celebrating our demise by banging his daughter in the jacuzzi. At least he’s getting a wash of some sort.

 

[Mackemed]

He's just posted a video of his lass in a bikini all over the Internet. You Stupid Mag Bastard.

 

[jaycee1878]

Give him some credit he spelt relegation properly,obviously the brains of the city

 

[SAFC_ABZ]

Celebrating our demise by banging his daughter in the jacuzzi. At least he’s getting a wash of some sort.

She's not bad though.

Can confirm.

 

[gipetto]

It's not even a propper jacuzzi. He's farting to keep the bubbles going.

 

[StiflerPG]

Imagine being that obsessed you go out and buy hot tub, wait 6 hours for it to fill and heat up, and write on a flag and spray cheap shit all over a baby just to post something on youtube and make yourself look like a knacker in the process.

 

[robbied1]

A grown man in a paddling pool having a party and he calls us sad

 

[Scotty 1978]

Definite dog nonce