Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[Super Ted]

Another Mag idiot called Wraith
After Rafas departure lost faith
His black and white coffin
The pies he kept scoffin
The local plod horses arent safe

 

[hank williams]

Another Mag idiot called Wraith
After Rafas departure lost faith
His black and white coffin
The pies he kept scoffin
The local plod horses arent safe

Surprised the coffin actually didn't make an appearance mind

 

[rubberfacejnr]

Surprised the coffin actually didn't make an appearance mind

Still time.

 

[Bonzo]

There once was a Spaniards called Rafa
Who thought of himself as the gaffer
But his talk was just cheap
And he's gone in a peep
With his wallet decidedly fatter.

 

[MackemTackem]

There was a greedy Fat Spanish Waiter called Rafa,
he was the gravy stained clubs gaffer,
now he has left the geordies very fastly,
Meltdoon in Cartoon land has got nasty,
and they all crying into their greggs pasties!

 

[samaistonsrightfoot]

Wa had to play 5 at the back
As wa didn't know how to attack
Mike Ashley is tight
So Rafas not shite
And now wa refuse to go back

#wego

 

[Super Ted]

George Caulkin wrote a book on Rafa
How he was Newcastles best gaffa
The Rafalution it was named
If only he stayed?
The SMB are crying with laughter

 

[hank williams]

There was a greedy Fat Spanish Waiter called Rafa,
he was the gravy stained clubs gaffer,
now he has left the geordies very fastly,
Meltdoon in Cartoon land has got nasty,
and they all crying into their greggs pasties!

Some of these poems would put shakepeare to shame

 

[daveyc]

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[BIG MAL]

They've had to announce martial law
Cos Rafa's been shown the door
A new messiah is now waiting
While police horses are migrating
And phone boxes can't take any more.

 

[EchoMan]

Some of these poems would put shakepeare to shame

O Rafa, Rafa, wherefore art thou Rafa?
Deny Mike Ashley and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn at
And You’ll no longer be a Mag.
‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy:
Thou art thyself, though not a Mag.
What’s a Mag? It is nor hand nor foot
Nor arm nor face nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O be some other name.
What’s in a name? That which we call a Mag
By any other name would smell as shite;
So Rafa would, were he not Rafa call’d,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Rafa, doff thy Mag name
And for that name, which is no part of thee,
And fuck off to China

 

[Aituk7]

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Epic Bantz

 

[hank williams]

O Rafa, Rafa, wherefore art thou Rafa?
Deny Mike Ashley and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn at
And You’ll no longer be a Mag.
‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy:
Thou art thyself, though not a Mag.
What’s a Mag? It is nor hand nor foot
Nor arm nor face nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O be some other name.
What’s in a name? That which we call a Mag
By any other name would smell as shite;
So Rafa would, were he not Rafa call’d,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Rafa, doff thy Mag name
And for that name, which is no part of thee,
And fuck off to China

Except this one

 

[The Lonious Monk]

well done

 

[EchoMan]

Except this one

There’ll be some clever bastard come on here telling me I’ve got all the context wrong

 

[FanchesterCity]

Once more there's a fog on the Tyne
Now Rafa has gone they're all cryin'
He ain't black and white...
He didn't give a shite
He's off to a club that is buyin'

But dont cry too hard dear toon
You'll be rid of Mike Ashley quite soon
The prospect seems bonny
But you'll be right up the swanny
When you realise it's you that's the loon

 

[FishburnMackem]

That's actually pretty good tbf, and the comment from Charlton about wanting to see what happens on season 2

 

[OohBaldyBally]

The fat Spanish lads left the toon
Nee mention he once took them doon
He spunked loads of cash
But they still blame fat Ash
Fuck the mags, dirty black and white bastards.

 

[hank williams]

The fat Spanish lads left the toon
Nee mention he once took them doon
He spunked loads of cash
But they still blame fat Ash
Fuck the mags, dirty black and white bastards.

Was hoping the gravy stained twats would've least smashed up,the big market

Say what you like about curly perm least he had the bottle to face the jaw dee nahsun

 

[Geronimo]

There’ll be some clever bastard come on here telling me I’ve got all the context wrong

You have the context all wrong