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Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

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Hbk69 said:
Poocastle once had a manager named poopoo benitez,
He tricked the idiots in the leazes,
Football was poo,
Fans stank of it too,
Now he's going to where they wear masks when they have sneezes
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Scans well marra.
 
There was a place called the toon
Where cars and phones broke doon
Where sheets and markers were oot
But sadly nee spellcheckers to boot
Where horses stayed in their pens
And protesters turned oot in their tens
Where Rafa arrived as the messiah
Despite Sunderland finishing higher
And now he’s finally got the chop
They’ll be oot to shout at a shop
 
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